A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in, and poured him out on the coffee table.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes. She said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Then she said, "And remember the big beautiful house that sits at the top of the hill that I fell in love with and you said we couldn't afford?" Once more she answered saying, "Well I bought that too with the insurance money and I love living here."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blxw job I promised you? Here it comes . . ."
2007-03-02 17:35:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-03-02 20:05:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to the gardening for this woman and she had 3 urns on the mantle piece. Two husbands and her father.
It was a bit spooky...
2007-03-02 20:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by roger a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You`ve been watching me!!! It was only a little blow!
Loved it, 1 of my faves.
10/10 an` a *
Tink x
2007-03-04 01:27:08 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10/10
2007-03-02 17:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's evil.
Very mean.
But kinda funny.
In a twisted sort of way.
;)
2007-03-02 17:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by Sparrowess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.... in a very evil twisted way
2007-03-02 17:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by dancer<3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! That is very funny. There was no love there!!!
2007-03-02 17:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by Juanita L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick joke......
kinda feels nothings worth living for...
funny though
2007-03-02 18:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by ILLUSTRATOR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
l love it. first one that really made me laugh. thanks
2007-03-02 17:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋