Entertainment & Music - 1 March 2007

.....between an oven and a women, an oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out!



give it a star if ya like cos i'll prob get violated for it anyway. thanks

2007-03-01 23:16:02 · 2 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Seein as how tornado season is here, an my trailer is generaly considerd "ground zero", I'm thinkin it might help. I could take the ones out of the front yard. Well, at least the blue and red ones with the weeds growin in them. I don't want to move the white one cause it's still got a dead possum in it.

2007-03-01 23:16:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is a celebrity death that makes you cry?
A tease?
A singer?

2007-03-01 23:15:35 · 11 answers · asked by Kite 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 23:14:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

gray hair lately?

2007-03-01 23:13:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

halo wonder havent you watch a tv adventures that story about few people taveling through demision and on of tthe episode is abaout if u lying you will be electric shocked and the lead characther names queen telll me

2007-03-01 23:13:18 · 5 answers · asked by Trex Boys 3 in Television

I need my land scaped really bad...................

2007-03-01 23:13:07 · 6 answers · asked by Medusa 3 in Polls & Surveys

ive got BK E section any idea?

2007-03-01 23:12:43 · 2 answers · asked by jo 1 in Other - Entertainment

when you feel that people catch a glance of your... naked feelings?

Inspired by this song... I guess it was Pink Floyd morning for me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnnA_HJ_i30

Anyway, it's been a pleasure as always... see you all later

2007-03-01 23:12:04 · 5 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I was born on 21st Dec. 1978 @3.10pm in Blackburn Lancashire. Am I a Saggitarius or a Capricorn? different papers and mags swing between the two.

2007-03-01 23:11:54 · 20 answers · asked by Toria 3 in Horoscopes

like for eg, believing leprachans do exist, etc

2007-03-01 23:11:26 · 3 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

what would you be doing right now if you didn't know it existed?

2007-03-01 23:11:01 · 20 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

...what his favourite muscial instrument was.

He replied, 'the dinner bell'

2007-03-01 23:10:36 · 18 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-01 23:10:22 · 12 answers · asked by maureen h 1 in Comics & Animation

http://www.jokesgallery.com/joke.php?joke=4598&id=1

2007-03-01 23:10:14 · 4 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Polls & Surveys

Its 4:09am.... I havent slept yet....

2007-03-01 23:09:14 · 7 answers · asked by Wendy 5 in Polls & Surveys

It's like, "When you hear tim mcgraw remember me" or something like that...sorry that is all I know. It's a female signer and I think its country.

2007-03-01 23:08:51 · 5 answers · asked by dohm84 4 in Music

What makes someone wake up and say "I want to be a janitor today" or work a not-so-great job?

2007-03-01 23:08:49 · 11 answers · asked by Sky Watcher 2 in Polls & Surveys

So two cops walk into a room with no windows and find a dead man who obviously hanged himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do it?

2007-03-01 23:07:45 · 6 answers · asked by jbothayer 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-01 23:06:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've got a good 7 hours with nothing to do, and I'm looking to allocate time.
What should I do for chores and how long should I study today?

2007-03-01 23:05:35 · 12 answers · asked by Sky Watcher 2 in Polls & Surveys

I mean really.

2007-03-01 23:04:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

there is a parting of the clouds, no birds in the trees. we need to survive and iv built a bunker in my wardrobe for the chosen few to ensure the survival of the human race. who wants to join me in my quest to over rule the dark lords? we need supplies so what supplies would you bring wi you?

2007-03-01 23:04:26 · 15 answers · asked by original bad boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

do u tell them or force feed a mint down their throat, or slyly hint at using mouthwaste??

2007-03-01 23:04:16 · 7 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 23:03:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know people who are always uptight and technical about things, and it's like darn near impossible to have any fun with them or joke with them at all.

2007-03-01 23:01:22 · 13 answers · asked by Sky Watcher 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 23:00:45 · 26 answers · asked by muppet 4 in Polls & Surveys

as in, are u ever successful at lying

2007-03-01 22:59:58 · 12 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

I heard it in chris de burgh's song; the sound of gun

2007-03-01 22:57:12 · 3 answers · asked by melodi t 1 in Music

Drivers at petrol stations, don't you realise the hose can stretch over a car? It annoys me, queing to get into a petrol station because some drivers will only go to a pump that's on the side of the car where their petrol cap is. Yet there are some pumps being unused but oh no, they'll just wait incessantly and block the entrance waiting for a suitable pump to become available!

I waited 15 mins this morning, 90% of drivers wouldn't go to a free pump because their petrol cap wasn't on that side. I ended up jumping the queue, filled up, easily pulling the hose and nossle around the other side of my car and got away whilst others were still waiting. (Of course, those drivers who were waiting looked at me like I was scum!)

Is it just me?!? Anyone else get this frustrated?! If you're one of the 'guilty drivers' can someone explain why you only use a petrol pump that's on the same side as your petrol cap?

2007-03-01 22:57:12 · 10 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Polls & Surveys