...what his favourite muscial instrument was.
He replied, 'the dinner bell'
2007-03-01 23:10:36 · 18 answers · asked by Ecko 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jbothayer - what makes you think I'm American. We Brits don't have the same levels of obseity as you so the case is not an every day occurence and therefore, I hope, some humour can be derived from it.
Margaret - it's the parents, I blame.....
2007-03-01 23:26:31 · update #1
Judging by the size of him I'd have thought a whole set of bells - of at least two octaves - would be required - but not for use as dinner bells - more to stuff in his mouth and prevent him from shoving yet more food into it.
2007-03-01 23:30:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i think of so, for short classes of time. At that age i became gazing little or no ones for a kin buddy. yet I had additionally long undergone CPR and universal help training. So I knew a thank you to help slightly infant if i mandatory to. There are babysitting training that hospices and different centers grant for an extremely low fee, sometimes loose. i might examine it out. She might even meet different females and make some acquaintances. along with her being your daughter, i think of she would be in a position to be much extra careful, as she would be in a position to be residing with you if something have been to take place, like the child fell off the settee, stuff like that. My 7 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous step daughter can wisely watch my 2 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous whilst they are taking part in in yet another element of the abode and he or she has adequate experience to not positioned my 9 month previous on the settee, and he or she knows of to step over the child gate on the stairs. So i think of if a 7 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous is able to doing issues like this (she purely does whilst i'm doing dishes, laundry, etc. very short initiatives), then your 15 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous actually has the potential. i might start up her out on weekends for an hour or so at a time, or do like I do and function her watch the child while you do laundry, take a tub, etc. it fairly is sweet practice for any little woman. I pay my 7 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous a greenback or so extra if she does her chores. perchance have grandma, grandpa, an aunt or uncle, stop by potential of each and every each and every so oftentimes in the event that they are close. i'm confident they'll, plus they are going to get to work out the child! in basic terms be sure you enable them to comprehend she's earning the money and to easily pop in for a jiffy. one component i did not think of became sparkling became no rely in case you would be working throughout college hours, or is she homeschooled? i assume you would be working evenings, and in basic terms be sure you have his/her dinner waiting until now you bypass away, in case you decrease it up be sure you do... purely for the reassurance if the rest. additionally, if she is doing good after a whilst, perchance advantages her with letting a chum come over after college to help her. 2 eyes are extra useful than one, and the buddy will probable have a closer eye in view that she's not around the child consistently. All in all, in case you suspect you are able to have faith her, choose for it. they are the two your toddlers, and ultimately you comprehend them superb.
2016-10-17 02:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is quite funny
lol
i blame the parents to, if they didn;t give him junk he would have to eat heathier.
2007-03-02 00:00:36 · answer #3 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's right on the mark.
2007-03-01 23:26:18 · answer #4 · answered by MJ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha very fresh very good 10/10
2007-03-01 23:15:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats excellent
2007-03-02 00:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by skellyskeldon 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
t he he heard this one this morning from my friend she had it sent to her on her mobile phone, made me laugh.
2007-03-01 23:41:24 · answer #7 · answered by raceybird 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats cute!
2007-03-01 23:13:39 · answer #8 · answered by ***clumsy clam*** 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Seriously not funny... The U.S. has a horrible obesity problem and we really shouldn't exploit it.
2007-03-01 23:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by jbothayer 2 · 1⤊ 5⤋
hahaha very good
2007-03-01 23:43:05 · answer #10 · answered by viv 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋