Entertainment & Music - 1 March 2007

Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says to them: "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent."

"Thank God," says an elderly nun at the back of the room, "I'm so tired of Chardonnay."

2007-03-01 05:38:39 · 11 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?

2007-03-01 05:38:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i can't seem to find one... except pets are easier to get along with...

2007-03-01 05:38:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What is the New York Academy like? What can offer me and what opportunities and gateways will a two year course with a fifth semester of shooting a feature length film give me? I ask because I am young and will have to spend about a decade of my time earning and writing scripts to get to the NYFA and need to know will it help me to become a good director and scriptwriter in Hollywood

2007-03-01 05:37:58 · 3 answers · asked by modelearth2050 1 in Movies

2007-03-01 05:37:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

New jobs will be created,
and old jobs transformed

2007-03-01 05:37:55 · 7 answers · asked by Doo.ri 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 05:37:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love young and the restless,the drama is great.I am really into it can,t miss an episode of it.

2007-03-01 05:37:14 · 8 answers · asked by Baby Doll 3 in Television

Also, that you can have the option of ordering and paying online as well.)

Some of these major fastfood restaurant chains I mean are like McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell, Wendy's, KFC, etc.

2007-03-01 05:36:51 · 20 answers · asked by bsc_student_08 2 in Polls & Surveys

mine is emotionally

2007-03-01 05:36:23 · 11 answers · asked by Emo Rabbi 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 05:36:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

live very very very long?

2007-03-01 05:35:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 05:35:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i like gwen stafani escape

2007-03-01 05:35:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-01 05:34:41 · 5 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 05:34:41 · 9 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

if you could do anything you wanted to?
:-}

2007-03-01 05:34:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was wonderring if they lived happily ever after or what?

2007-03-01 05:34:22 · 4 answers · asked by Cuppycake♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Whats it called.

Its mainly instrumental, but has a french man talking in it???

2007-03-01 05:33:38 · 1 answers · asked by marty m 1 in Music

My NTL service has been taken over by Virgin Media. Sky have pulled out of the deal which means I now lose Lost and 24 (there are other shows too that many others enjoy).

Virgin have put up a message on what used to be Sky 2 saying that Sky have 'picked up their ball and gone home' (their words) because they want to force viewers to change services. But, all I know for sure is that I've lost Lost! I get no money back and no say.

What do you think?

2007-03-01 05:33:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i have the planet earth and blue planet boxsets, but no leaflet saying which animals/fish are on each disc.
is the great white shark on both boxsets if so which discs are they?

2007-03-01 05:33:22 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

only lyrics I know are. "She's one in a million, one in million, girl"

2007-03-01 05:33:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

tell me who, her character name, and from what show

here is my vote....

Diana Rigg....Emma Peel from the Avengers

2007-03-01 05:32:47 · 29 answers · asked by LoSeR 2 in Television

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years and I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not that good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish, and please be reasonable."The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find
the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for a good man."The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that damn map again."
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2007-03-01 05:32:43 · 11 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I was wondering if anyone has ever eaten something disgusting like the cockroaches, beetles, etc.....and how did it taste and why did you do it?

2007-03-01 05:32:31 · 21 answers · asked by free_spirit5230 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-01 05:32:15 · 5 answers · asked by Bud's Girl 6 in Television

I hope not!!!!!!!! He is sooooooooo hot! I love him. I t sure would suck if he is. That will probably add to his hottness though. I still hope he isn't!!!

2007-03-01 05:31:37 · 8 answers · asked by Catarina Malfoy 2 in Music

Jock, chearleader, popular, loner and not popular, nerd, etc.?

I was somewhat of a loner and I was NOT popular.

2007-03-01 05:31:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what kind is the best kind to buy for beginners...

2007-03-01 05:31:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-01 05:31:21 · 7 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys