Entertainment & Music - 27 February 2007

1. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
3. If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
4. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
6. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
7. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
8. If the shoe fits... buy it in every color.
9. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
10. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
11. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
12. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
13. Some days are a total waste of makeup.
14. Men are from earth, women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

2007-02-27 02:49:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

OKay, I'm doing a poll. Do you think Global Warming is caused by

A. Natural causes

or

B. Human related causes.

Please type in A or B as your answer. Thanks everyone!

2007-02-27 02:49:45 · 7 answers · asked by Sign-speak sonador 1 in Polls & Surveys

I love movies with powerful messages. Things that make you think or wonder if that was happening in your life what you would do. Got any suggestions for such movies?

2007-02-27 02:49:42 · 19 answers · asked by jhaaksma314 2 in Movies

Now, please, be honest and unbiased in making your choice. Forget partiality to your own hometown team, prejudice against your favorite team's rivals, and any other outside influences. Consider the colors, the color combination,the logo, the design,etc. Without revealing where I'm from, I think the Steelers black & gold colors combination is very intimidating, as is the Raiders Black & Silver with their logo on the helmet. The Saints former black jersey& gold pants with the fleur de lis on the helmet and the Chargers navy blue jersey and gold lightning bolts are sharp looking uniforms. But, honestly, who can get excited about the Cowboys logo? A star on the helmet. Or the Browns pumpkin orange and brown with no logo? Anyway, what think ye?

2007-02-27 02:49:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When we women give men the silent treatment, does it work in our favor or against us making things worse?

2007-02-27 02:49:16 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This in regards to a question Lolli asked and Manatee=2 answered. Not that I am trying to see something like that.

2007-02-27 02:49:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a 35 year old mom and my 16 year old son is a 10th grader. He had his winter sports program from his high school sitting on the desk in his bedroom. I was looking at it since he is a wrestler and wanted to see his picture. When I turned the page, it was stuck together. I then finally ripped the pages after trying and it was a picture of the schools cheerleaders. Now, my son walked in and saw me and then ran away from embarrassment. He hasnt said a word in 2 days. Do you think he did something wrong? I never assumed the pages were stuck for a reason. I dont believe my son would do that. How do I approach it?

2007-02-27 02:48:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

DId anyone alse think that the little girls in the Beauty contest dressed up like harlots was disturbing ? Was that the directors intent ? although the Abigail Breslin was funny.

2007-02-27 02:48:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

was ut the Fonz?, i reckon my mate Brendan !

2007-02-27 02:47:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Those dumb annoying commercials with Jessica Simpson? Now if it was Ashlee Simpson in those ads that would be different! I cannot stand girls who get famous because of their sisters, like Jessica has done!

2007-02-27 02:47:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-27 02:47:21 · 6 answers · asked by tigergirl 1 in Horoscopes

1. You've got a hole in your head.
2. Your master strangles you all the time.
3. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
4. You shrink in cold water.
5. You never get a haircut.
6. You always hang around with two nuts.
7. Your closest neighbor is an axshole.
8. Your best friend is a pxssy.
9. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

2007-02-27 02:46:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-27 02:46:32 · 3 answers · asked by delmonticoman 5 in Movies

2007-02-27 02:46:23 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or should i stop

2007-02-27 02:46:20 · 12 answers · asked by tiny likes clams 3 in Polls & Surveys

Look at all of these Pro athletics, movie stars and millionares. They have enough money saved up for their next three generations, why God kept on giving them all of these blessing? Look at us middle class fox, we have to think about it 100 times before spending $100 on something. That's not fair

2007-02-27 02:46:18 · 8 answers · asked by goodlooking 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-27 02:45:58 · 5 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

which one do you prefer ?

2007-02-27 02:45:38 · 30 answers · asked by YEAH BUT ! 2 in Television

2007-02-27 02:45:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-27 02:45:05 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and won in the cage fight?

2007-02-27 02:44:49 · 2 answers · asked by sweet18apparatus 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-27 02:44:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How long before she is found unconscious and blue in a puddle of her own vomit?

2007-02-27 02:44:02 · 17 answers · asked by Johnny Walker 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-27 02:44:00 · 5 answers · asked by joeblow220 2 in Television

I've noticed this on a few of my questions. People will write, "I don't know, but I just got 2 points!".

I don't like to waste my answers, I only get 60 per day.

2007-02-27 02:43:54 · 5 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

Closer.... The lyrics are
"Come closer, closer to me. Find me broken, find me on my knees. I need more now, than a fairly tail god who lives in a book, I need someone real. Would you come, would you come, if I begged you would you come closer to me now?"

2007-02-27 02:43:52 · 3 answers · asked by Hot Momma 83 2 in Music

Would you say something or just grin & Bear it?

2007-02-27 02:43:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-27 02:43:17 · 7 answers · asked by JudasHero 5 in Movies

Some women are sitting around after a card party. They start complaining about their sxx lives.

First woman moans, "My husband is a musician. All he wants to do is sing to it."

Second woman moans, "My husband is a doctor. All he want to do is examine it."

Third woman moans, "My husband is a psychiatrist. All he wants to do is talk about it."

A big grin on her face, the fourth woman syas, " My husband's a mechanic. On our wedding night he tore the hell out of it, and has been working on it ever since."

2007-02-27 02:43:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-27 02:43:15 · 5 answers · asked by Gabriel Anton 2 in Music