1. You've got a hole in your head.
2. Your master strangles you all the time.
3. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
4. You shrink in cold water.
5. You never get a haircut.
6. You always hang around with two nuts.
7. Your closest neighbor is an axshole.
8. Your best friend is a pxssy.
9. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
10. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.
2007-02-27 02:46:33 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naughty! I feel for ya!!
10/10
Tink x ;)
2007-03-01 19:53:46 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YAH! ive heard 5 7 8 and 10 but i still liked it
thanx 4er the laugh
2007-02-27 02:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-27 02:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! 8/10
2007-02-27 02:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
20/10 and another star for you from me!
2007-02-27 03:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ace one 1 star
2007-02-27 02:50:54 · answer #6 · answered by stuartalan w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great chris 10/10
2007-02-27 07:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I first read that as '10 Reasons why it sucks to be a duck'. lol.
2007-02-27 02:52:43 · answer #8 · answered by Elle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dat was funny but "some guys do give it a lil hair cut."
2007-02-27 02:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one very funny
2007-02-27 03:04:15 · answer #10 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋