Some women are sitting around after a card party. They start complaining about their sxx lives.
First woman moans, "My husband is a musician. All he wants to do is sing to it."
Second woman moans, "My husband is a doctor. All he want to do is examine it."
Third woman moans, "My husband is a psychiatrist. All he wants to do is talk about it."
A big grin on her face, the fourth woman syas, " My husband's a mechanic. On our wedding night he tore the hell out of it, and has been working on it ever since."
2007-02-27 02:43:16 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the ladys all liked that one chris wonder why 10/10
2007-02-27 07:26:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny but, I`ll go with a stamp collector!! ;)
10/10
Tink x ;)
2007-03-01 19:51:29 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Well it does bring up the name of mechanics all around the world...Haha!
2007-02-27 02:49:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thats funny....and so is Kate J's (you're lucky your husband is a cat and can't stop licking it......have sympathy for ME...my husband is a DOG and can't stop licking his OWN!! LOL)
2007-02-27 07:11:31 · answer #4 · answered by SonicSon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did ask "which one am I?" - so i assume that makes me a grown lady at 23 :-) xx Emmie P.S. i individually cherished it... and examining the respond above me it does look to cut up the girls persons from the girls!!
2016-12-14 06:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not a woman but I think it was really funny.
2007-02-27 02:55:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
woooh yeah im gonna marry a mechanic lol
2007-02-28 07:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2007-02-27 02:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, Id tell it again. Mind if I borrow it?
2007-02-27 03:50:41 · answer #9 · answered by Mic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband thinks he's a cat so he can't stop licking it!!! sorry couldn't resist
2007-02-27 02:51:01 · answer #10 · answered by Kate J 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋