1. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
2. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
3. If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
4. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
5. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
6. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much.
7. Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
8. If the shoe fits... buy it in every color.
9. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
10. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
11. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
12. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
13. Some days are a total waste of makeup.
14. Men are from earth, women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
2007-02-27 02:49:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
16. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
17. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
18. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
19. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it.
20. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
2007-02-27 02:49:58 · update #1
You are a Prince among joke tellers!!
Loved them, sooo true.
10/10
Tink xxx
2007-03-01 19:57:52 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Darn! These are good! Hilarious and true! I love it! Made me actually burst out laughing! You get a star!
2007-02-27 03:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a lot of very true info chris no1 you better beleave 10/10
2007-02-27 07:06:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Stuff, ere's one for you.
A successful man is one who can make more money than his woman can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2007-02-27 03:36:43 · answer #4 · answered by daniel_marsland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah son keep me smilin i like these.
so much truth especially number 12 lol
2007-02-27 02:56:33 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Elroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both funny and true, they made me smile on an otherwise boring day
2007-02-27 02:55:07 · answer #6 · answered by Alik411 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very true
have a nice day
2007-02-27 02:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by Miss Liv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-27 08:01:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very true!
2007-02-27 03:34:14 · answer #9 · answered by pepe..1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes eternal truths were funny and true.
2007-02-27 03:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋