Entertainment & Music - 27 February 2007

When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten
kids
got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford
University seniors.

What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?

Copy this and post it to your bulletin board and
then press shaift and you will get the answer.

P.S. You wont believe this, but this really does
give you the answer!!!!

2007-02-27 04:28:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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what would happen if i didnt sleep for a whole month?

2007-02-27 04:28:33 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone have an extra eyepatch? I just lost my other eye.?

2007-02-27 04:28:33 · 21 answers · asked by SLICK G. 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Any trance tracks on mind for a good trance party???

2007-02-27 04:27:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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i just run across Napster. is it true i can download music during their 7 day free trial?

2007-02-27 04:27:38 · 2 answers · asked by tempest 1 in Music

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whats good?

2007-02-27 04:27:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How long has it been since you had a right good laugh?

2007-02-27 04:27:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever been to a Proctologist?

I went this morning...was it fun for you too? Give me answers that will make me laugh, please, cause my mood has suffered and I need to smile/lol !!!!

2007-02-27 04:27:18 · 2 answers · asked by missellie 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Slow Driver?

Sitting on the edge of a state highway waiting to catch speed drivers, a state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph he thinks "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder." So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car he sees a blonde driver with 4 old lady passengers, eyes wide and as white as ghosts.
The driver obviously confused asks "Officer, whats the problem? I dont understand, Iwas doing exactly the speed limit."
"Ma'am," the police officer replies, "You were'nt speeding but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be an hazard to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit?" She asks, "No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly, 22 miles per hour." she says proudly. The state police officer trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" is the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarassed the blonde grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before you go Ma'am.....

2007-02-27 04:26:48 · 28 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Can anyone tell me what has been going on on the Hills lately? I have missed the last 2 episodes?

2007-02-27 04:26:41 · 2 answers · asked by cuteseximami 2 in Television

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Another joke?

A man walked into the bar at a hotel that was hosting a convention of personal hygiene product salesmen. He sat down at a table with some of his fellow salesmen.

Immediately one of the other salesmen says to him: "Hey Bill! We were just talking about you. Your territory sucks! Nobody was ever able to make a living in it before you. But now, you son-of-a-gun, you win the all-expense-paid trip to Vegas three years in a row, selling almost twice as much as anyone else in the whole Southwest region! How in the hell do you do it?"

Bill replied, "Its easy! I take a big engraved silver bowl and fill it up with fresh dogcrap. Next I garnish it carefully with parsley sprigs, celery stalks, scallions, olives and thin-sliced red bell pepper rings. I take this to the airport and set it on a table on an elegantly embroidered white tablecloth. I serve samples on cocktail wafers to all who pass by. As soon as someone takes a bite they usually say 'Jesus Christ!! This stuff tastes like CRAP!!'

2007-02-27 04:26:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Would it be a bad idea to get sloshed and fly kites?

2007-02-27 04:26:20 · 15 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

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There's a party in my _____, will anyone be coming???

2007-02-27 04:25:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Would George Clooney's career be affected if he came out of the closet?

2007-02-27 04:25:52 · 10 answers · asked by da mayor 2 in Celebrities

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Who thinks Ashley Simpson has an identity crisis.?

first she wears her hair like hilary duff and carries a poochy in her arms. then she poses like Britney while singing. then she tries to look like Sarah michelle geller and now she is cloning her sister.
I liked her so much when she used to be herself. before she went for the nose job and all the other plastic surgery.

2007-02-27 04:25:52 · 6 answers · asked by amanda b 3 in Celebrities

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What's the longest you've been without going to the toilet?

When I was grape picking, one guy I worked for wouldn't spring for porta-loos for his workers, and there was a guy reputed to hang around and watch if he caught you taking a leak between the vines. I just waited 'til I got home... nine hour shifts though. And the dunny where I was staying was broken more often than not. (*sigh*)

2007-02-27 04:25:42 · 14 answers · asked by The Mad Shillelagh 6 in Polls & Surveys

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