A man walked into the bar at a hotel that was hosting a convention of personal hygiene product salesmen. He sat down at a table with some of his fellow salesmen.
Immediately one of the other salesmen says to him: "Hey Bill! We were just talking about you. Your territory sucks! Nobody was ever able to make a living in it before you. But now, you son-of-a-gun, you win the all-expense-paid trip to Vegas three years in a row, selling almost twice as much as anyone else in the whole Southwest region! How in the hell do you do it?"
Bill replied, "Its easy! I take a big engraved silver bowl and fill it up with fresh dogcrap. Next I garnish it carefully with parsley sprigs, celery stalks, scallions, olives and thin-sliced red bell pepper rings. I take this to the airport and set it on a table on an elegantly embroidered white tablecloth. I serve samples on cocktail wafers to all who pass by. As soon as someone takes a bite they usually say 'Jesus Christ!! This stuff tastes like CRAP!!'
2007-02-27 04:26:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey nice joke lol
2007-02-27 06:56:39 · answer #1 · answered by jazz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only part of the joke....the guys sells toothbrushes....and after the people take a bite he says" want to buy a toothbrush?". I know the same joke but longer form..and the guy has a speech impediment....funny stuff.
2007-02-27 12:32:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-02-27 12:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by Momof2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry does nothing for me
2007-02-27 12:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it but its not too funny.
2007-02-27 12:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
2007-02-27 12:31:33 · answer #6 · answered by discostu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
someone please explain i don't get it
2007-02-27 12:32:25 · answer #7 · answered by chedderapples 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋