Sitting on the edge of a state highway waiting to catch speed drivers, a state police officer sees a car puttering along at 22mph he thinks "This driver is as dangerous as a speeder." So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car he sees a blonde driver with 4 old lady passengers, eyes wide and as white as ghosts.
The driver obviously confused asks "Officer, whats the problem? I dont understand, Iwas doing exactly the speed limit."
"Ma'am," the police officer replies, "You were'nt speeding but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be an hazard to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit?" She asks, "No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly, 22 miles per hour." she says proudly. The state police officer trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" is the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarassed the blonde grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before you go Ma'am.....
2007-02-27 04:26:48 · 28 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....I have to ask a question, is everyone in this car ok? These women seem pretty shaken and they havent said a word"
"Oh they'll be alright in a minute officer, we just got off route 119"
2007-02-27 04:28:55 · update #1
You didn't tell me had passed your test, never mind driving in the States ...lol
2007-02-27 05:16:06 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 of the better ones lol
2007-02-27 04:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Poor old ladies.
2007-02-27 04:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats good, my boss is 70+ years old and I love sending him jokes about old people.
2007-02-27 04:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by 2shay 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
great punchline, well worth reading, really made me chuckle
don't you just love blond jokes
awarded a star
2007-02-27 04:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Living life in the fast lane... LOL
2007-02-27 04:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
magic kizzy just magic 10/10
2007-02-27 07:02:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-02-27 04:31:12 · answer #8 · answered by Stranger in a Strangeland 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2007-02-27 09:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by Mark S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's pure class!
2007-02-27 04:30:47 · answer #10 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋