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Food ate you!

2007-02-27 04:28:59 · 15 answers · asked by Sk8terMov 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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what like "hey my burger just bit me"?
Not so great.
I'd prefer hey this burger is tasty

2007-02-27 04:33:44 · answer #1 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 2 0

Well that was a nice 1.It'll need some interpretation bfore i answer it.So let me do some.
Well U've asked 'what if food ate u?'
But according to of 'ATE' is the shortform of 'Always Tried Eating'.
So now the ques bcomes 'What if food 'always tried eating' u?
My answer for that is that it'll just keep on tryin to eat me but will never b successful.Instead i'll b successful in eating it.
Ha . Ha . Ha . . . . Lol. . .
got it ?
bye . . . . .

2007-02-27 12:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by SE7EN 3 · 0 2

Then I hope I get eaten by chocolate pudding! Might not be such a bad way to go...

2007-02-27 12:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 1 0

Then I'd do my best to cause as many digestion problems as possible.. *Blinks*

2007-02-27 12:50:23 · answer #4 · answered by Shadow Song 4 · 0 0

I wouldn't call for delivery thats for sure! lol

2007-02-27 12:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by Erinyes 6 · 1 0

Then it wouldn't be the "food" if y'know what I mean.

2007-02-27 12:34:31 · answer #6 · answered by jbothayer 2 · 0 1

i'd keep the fridge well stocked..and never leave the house

2007-02-27 12:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Attack of the killer tomato's. That is very frightening!

2007-02-27 12:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by Ivan 2 · 1 0

"Diet" would not be in my vocab. One less thing to worry about.

2007-02-27 12:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0 1

Then thats the way it would be!

2007-02-27 12:33:14 · answer #10 · answered by amanda rose 4 · 0 1

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