The Frog
A guy who is 82 years old and loves to fish,
was sitting in his boat the other day when
he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any
one. He thought he was dreaming when
he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating
on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are
you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick
me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the
most beautiful woman you have ever seen."
The man looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully, and
placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts?
Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me
and I will turn into the most beautiful woman
you have never seen."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking
frog."
2007-02-26
05:46:04
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