The Frog
A guy who is 82 years old and loves to fish,
was sitting in his boat the other day when
he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any
one. He thought he was dreaming when
he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating
on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are
you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick
me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the
most beautiful woman you have ever seen."
The man looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully, and
placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts?
Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me
and I will turn into the most beautiful woman
you have never seen."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking
frog."
2007-02-26 05:46:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO! lol Thats funnie!
2007-02-26 05:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 00:25:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2007-02-26 05:59:24 · answer #3 · answered by Beenthere4sure 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that's a good joke, haven't heard it before! Lol
2007-02-26 06:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one wise old man,never know his luck she could turn out to be an ugly dog like anna nicole smith,up's he would'nt want to wake up beside her
2007-02-26 05:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Loved that. I love old peoples wisdom.
2007-02-26 06:05:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this!!! it reminds me of my grandad who actually had a pet frogin his pond a few years ago!
2007-02-26 05:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one at his age i would too
2007-02-26 06:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its funny and its clean. you are good.
2007-02-26 06:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmfao!! niiiiice!!!! gotta love those old men!
2007-02-26 05:53:49 · answer #10 · answered by cantthinkofauseridsohereitis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋