Entertainment & Music - 24 February 2007

I've heard this before and I build computers, go figure.

2007-02-24 06:42:01 · 10 answers · asked by Pontius 3 in Movies

I am found on every payground.
I am found in every office building
I am long... but also short
FAt but sometimes skinny
I make dogs bark
And fat people cry
You can place a bet on me
I have more numbers than a phone book
I am lighter than a feather... but i have enough strength to kill a black bear..
Colleges despise me and preschoolers love me...



idk if the first part is payground or playground

2007-02-24 06:42:00 · 9 answers · asked by scotch 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A drum stick used and signed by Todd Sucherman (Drummer of Styx). I asked this before but didn't really get enough answers... Is it worth anything?

2007-02-24 06:41:52 · 18 answers · asked by fslcaptain737 4 in Polls & Surveys

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."

2007-02-24 06:41:50 · 12 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Jokes & Riddles

which simpsons series do u like more? the old classics? or the new series where homer and bart turned queer and other characters got lame?

2007-02-24 06:41:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Heyy y'all!! I was wondering, as you know, my BFF Miley Cyrus is staring in her TV show Hannah Montana where she leads a double life! She wanted to know if y'all love her show, OR if you want her to do something in her show!!! So please answer this and if you want, you can email me! Well i have to go get ready to go to Milez house!

2007-02-24 06:41:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm at the mall, and on the internet. Apple store is awsome

2007-02-24 06:40:56 · 14 answers · asked by Dalisa 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 06:40:40 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which one do you like better, and why?

2007-02-24 06:40:35 · 18 answers · asked by XoXoLOvEoXoX 1 in Celebrities

Currently mine are:
The Tide-The Spill Canvas
I'll Make a Man Out Of You- Mulan Soundtrack
So Sick- Fall Out Boy Cover
Thanks For the Memories- Fall Out Boy
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights- Meatloaf

2007-02-24 06:40:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I feel like I'm the only one.

2007-02-24 06:40:06 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 06:39:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have been noticing that women aren't wearing slips under their dresses or skirts. You can see right thru the clothes and see their underwear. Or in some cases no underwear just pantyhose. I have seen this alot on All My Children and some night shows. I am not a prune but this is not what I want to see when I watch tv. Do you?

2007-02-24 06:39:11 · 2 answers · asked by Pantherempress 7 in Polls & Surveys

she should stop all this nonsense!!

2007-02-24 06:39:08 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-24 06:39:08 · 11 answers · asked by anahifan 1 in Music

its the most popular genre of music today. it has surpased all forms of rock. it makes more money than any other type of music in history. when will you stop hatin?

2007-02-24 06:38:49 · 10 answers · asked by cashville_con 3 in Music

when u find a celeb's e-mail address on their official site, will it work? or is it like a virus email address?
thanx!!!

2007-02-24 06:38:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Name one or two thing that you would change about you Man, or women. And why would the change?

2007-02-24 06:38:18 · 25 answers · asked by Nevar 3 in Polls & Surveys

The commercial is the one where the caveman is in a conveyer belt inside an airport. There are some billboards on the walls. Then he comes across one billboard that says the geico slogan.

Name the song and artist.

2007-02-24 06:37:58 · 4 answers · asked by mr_gees100_peas 6 in Music

Thoughts on my 360? I do like them much more than the old yahoo profiles...but I dunno if I'm getting bored with it. What do you like, dislike about it?

2007-02-24 06:37:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

are they solid gold. or gold plated? or what?

2007-02-24 06:37:54 · 3 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Celebrities

In his new film Norbit is Eddie Murphy disrespecting black women? Does he continues to perpetuate negative stereotypical images that large black women are sexually aggressive, unattractive, violent and promiscuous. Are these types of negative images damaging to our community especially during black history month? Is it just a movie? Is he taking it too far? What do you think?

2007-02-24 06:37:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

comfortable,not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informe

2007-02-24 06:37:41 · 10 answers · asked by Mickey Corleone 3 in Music

a man beating a woman as you were walking down the street would you mind your business and keep walking,try to help,or call the cops?

2007-02-24 06:37:30 · 38 answers · asked by yup 3 in Polls & Surveys

anyone has this manga in japanese on there computer or any other gender bender manga.

2007-02-24 06:37:28 · 1 answers · asked by Jeremy P 2 in Comics & Animation

It takes a lot of hatred to perform an Avada Kedavra curse and the only character which Harry hates so much is Snape. So the final battle must be Harry versus Snape and Voldemort. Harry required a teacher to perform Patronus Charm so who will be teaching him this time? Hogwarts has to reopen and Harry has to study the right way to use this Charm.

2007-02-24 06:37:15 · 10 answers · asked by grace 1 in Movies

2007-02-24 06:37:05 · 2 answers · asked by anahifan 1 in Music

> Engineers Patrick and Seamus ( Dublin mechanical engineers) were
>standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
>
> A blonde woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
>
> We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Patrick
"but we
> don't have a ladder."
>
> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and
>laid the
> pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
>measurement, announced, "5 metres," and walked away.
>
> Seamus shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde!
>
> We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

2007-02-24 06:37:05 · 7 answers · asked by mo the man 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-24 06:36:53 · 3 answers · asked by Big Bob 1 in Celebrities

A women was in bed with her lover when she heard her Husband opening the front door.

"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him,then dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue!" she replied."The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing!"

2007-02-24 06:36:32 · 14 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Jokes & Riddles