A women was in bed with her lover when she heard her Husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him,then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue!" she replied."The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing!"
2007-02-24 06:36:32 · 14 answers · asked by hazelshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awesome joke... heres a twinkle twinkle little star for u!
2007-02-24 07:49:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny 8 1/2 out of 10
2007-02-24 14:39:58 · answer #2 · answered by Roadkill 4 lunch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I loved it!! You are so so so so so so so so so so so.... TRUE!!
I heard it ONE time, and I peed in my pants!! The second time when you posted it here, (and today's naptime) I laughed so loud my neighbors threw a bottle of water!! LOL!!
â¥â¥Kimâ¥â¥
2007-02-24 15:01:01 · answer #3 · answered by kim 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was funny 10/10
2007-02-24 14:41:29 · answer #4 · answered by kayia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol, heard it before, but still really funny.
2007-02-24 14:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by ~ Lillie ~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL love it hahaahha its funny
2007-02-24 14:42:17 · answer #6 · answered by Pookie! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha! i like your joke...lmao..definitely a 10/5 star...thx
2007-02-24 14:40:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-02-24 14:49:45 · answer #8 · answered by Fabo Chikk 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee..... LOL. LOL.
Good one!
2007-02-24 15:24:37 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-02-24 14:40:52 · answer #10 · answered by mo the man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋