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There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."

2007-02-24 06:41:50 · 12 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Well, there is an interesting documentary tv. programme which goes around, which shows the Bush family's close ties (up to this date) with the Saudi Arabia Royal Family and the Osama Family (supposedly Osama Bin Laden not included, but what is the odds that his family never talks to him). So one has to wonder how is one to understand things that makes no sense. In my view Bush is just another Kreepy Krauly (automatic swimming pool cleaning maschine for those who do not know this guy).

2007-02-24 06:55:55 · answer #1 · answered by uoyotih 2 · 0 0

Aaw! Bless that Little Democrat! LOL. LOL.

Blues Forever! LOL.

Good One!

2007-02-24 07:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Great keep them coming.

2007-02-24 06:45:00 · answer #3 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0 0

whats the question

2007-02-24 07:05:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah ok! was funny!

2007-02-24 06:46:19 · answer #5 · answered by magic 4 · 0 0

Lol

2007-02-24 09:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0 0

Lol

2007-02-24 06:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by Fabo Chikk 4 · 0 0

very funny mate.tell us sum more

2007-02-24 06:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 0 0

Your so funny!

2007-02-24 06:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

haha, funny.

2007-02-24 06:47:07 · answer #10 · answered by Skitch_™ 3 · 0 0

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