Entertainment & Music - 22 February 2007

The lexus and the president

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back complaining that the radio wasn't working. "Madam", said the sales maneger, "the audio system in this car is completly automated. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear exactly that!" She drives out , somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson". The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" Soon she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again". The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it. Stopped at an intersection, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision. "Asshole.....", she muttered. And from the radio..... "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States....

2007-02-22 13:42:55 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-22 13:42:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 13:42:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Porky (his nickname) is a good friend of mine and I would like some humerous answers to this question.
Thanks

2007-02-22 13:41:35 · 11 answers · asked by aguy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-22 13:40:47 · 6 answers · asked by hello 1 in Music

You know those goofy sounding names with a double entendre girls in the James Bond.Funniest answers gets 10 points remember this is all in good fun.

Britney Spears
Carrie Underwood
Ashlee Simpson
Faith Hill
The Olsen Twins
Paris Hilton
Kristanna Loken
Winona Ryder
Sara Paxton
Daryl Hannah
Jessica Simpson
Keisha Castle Hughes
Natalie Portman
Uma Thurman
Lucy Lawless
Nicole Ritchie
Hilary Duff
Jada Pinket Smith
other female celeb you name

2007-02-22 13:40:41 · 4 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Movies

i try my best at my music i make. i dont know what to think of it. Some like it some dont like it. What do you think of it? go here at
www.myspace.com/raeannealexson
thanks for your time :)

2007-02-22 13:40:41 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-22 13:40:37 · 12 answers · asked by Schlav!! 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 13:40:33 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 13:40:31 · 13 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

It started out that anyone over 30 was not to be trusted, and was over the hill. So, the kids ganged up against everyone over 30 and soon took control of everything. You could only be president of the country if you were under 30. Later in the movie, the younger kids decided you couldn't trust anyone over 20, and ganged up on those over 20. The song was Nothing Can Change the Shape to come, or something like that. Anyone know what movie this is???

2007-02-22 13:40:31 · 5 answers · asked by lucy7 3 in Movies

2007-02-22 13:40:15 · 3 answers · asked by ikickass7 1 in Comics & Animation

Why was Simon so mad when Chris said that thing about Il Divo n the Teletubies?

2007-02-22 13:40:09 · 7 answers · asked by Nanook~Maybe I need a longer Name?~ 6 in Celebrities

2007-02-22 13:39:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you know that show on E.
my favorite is kendra and bridgit is cool too
i cant stand holly

2007-02-22 13:39:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-22 13:39:26 · 3 answers · asked by Tweeter 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-22 13:39:20 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What did you learn??

2007-02-22 13:39:19 · 21 answers · asked by no name brand canned beans 6 in Polls & Surveys

please say something besides milk!!!

2007-02-22 13:39:09 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

are Popeye and Olive Oyl disney characters?

2007-02-22 13:39:09 · 17 answers · asked by heavensangel4590 2 in Comics & Animation

wearing those short shorts with words like "delicious" or "cherry" written on the back? What is wrong with people?

2007-02-22 13:39:03 · 16 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 13:38:40 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 13:38:37 · 3 answers · asked by Jerome M 3 in Television

2007-02-22 13:38:36 · 13 answers · asked by MSW in Florida 2 in Television

What grunge band from seattle do you like best. I personally am a big Nirvana fan.

2007-02-22 13:38:35 · 8 answers · asked by Grunge_Girl. 1 in Music

You can only choose one or the other; you can't have both....sorry!

2007-02-22 13:38:29 · 13 answers · asked by calypsocaper 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 13:38:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

your ice cream in a cone or dish

2007-02-22 13:38:06 · 24 answers · asked by ~ Glorious~ 3 in Polls & Surveys

The nudist factories and offices?

2007-02-22 13:38:00 · 9 answers · asked by Violation Notice: Semper Paratus 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-22 13:37:52 · 9 answers · asked by Max Power 5 in Polls & Surveys