The lexus and the president
A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back complaining that the radio wasn't working. "Madam", said the sales maneger, "the audio system in this car is completly automated. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear exactly that!" She drives out , somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson". The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" Soon she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again". The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it. Stopped at an intersection, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision. "Asshole.....", she muttered. And from the radio..... "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States....
2007-02-22 13:42:55 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-01 19:40:36 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny I'm already thinking of ways to change up the ending,like"Stupid skank a** bit**......",she muttered. And from the radio....."Paris Hilton is at it again......
2007-03-02 19:21:50 · answer #2 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That might be true about the last president Mrs Clinton
2007-02-26 21:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by caruso_07 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice.
2007-03-02 13:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by Stacey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny,straight to the point...like it..hope the president hears it !LOL
2007-03-02 20:16:56 · answer #5 · answered by Sue Ellen F 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This must be from the Clinton presidency?
2007-02-28 15:52:10 · answer #6 · answered by tonnie m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks. Predictable, but funny. It would be nice to have a radio that decided for you, wouldn't it? A Decider Radio.
2007-03-02 20:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by Amish Rebel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda cute, Kinda cute.
2007-02-28 16:34:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To the point.
2007-02-23 09:03:04 · answer #9 · answered by supersonic332003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, very nice!
2007-02-24 17:41:15 · answer #10 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is funny depending on whose side you are on but this is not a question
2007-03-01 19:14:01 · answer #11 · answered by da 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋