Dino sees Fred walking by wearing a towel. He ask, "What are you doing Fred?" Fred: "I'm going to take a shower, what's it look like?"
Dino: "Can I join you?" Fred: "Sure but don't look down." Dino look down and asks "What is that?" Fred says, "It's a rock."
2 hours later Wilma walks into the bathroom for a shower. Dino asks the same thing if he can shower too, so Wilma says, "Okay, but don't look up and don't look down." Sure enough, Dino looks up and ask "What are those?" Wilma: "Headlights" Dino looks down and asks "What is that?" Wilma: "That's a hammer."
Later Fred & Wilma are having sex and Dino comes in and asks to get in bed too. Then when he gets in bed he says, "Turn on your headlights Wilma, I wanna see what you are doing." Fred replies, "We are making Pebbles"
2007-02-22
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