Entertainment & Music - 21 February 2007

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way. She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes to the old man's room again, he jumps out. He's stark naked and has an er ection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh, no, not the Brea

2007-02-21 18:13:51 · 11 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-21 18:13:00 · 12 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

youtube is on hiatus and i need to find a music video
help me please

2007-02-21 18:12:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Do you think New York would have slept with Mr. Boston if Chase wasn't kok blockin?

2007-02-21 18:11:17 · 5 answers · asked by fodiane 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 18:10:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

OTHER THAN NARUTO. ANY ANSWERS THAT CONTAIN NARUTO WILL NOT BE COUNTED AS A QUESTION OR ANSWER AND THEREFORE YOU WILL LOSE POINTS.

2007-02-21 18:10:07 · 18 answers · asked by nickname 2 in Comics & Animation

Why didn't Mercedes kill Captain Vidal when she had the chance? If she had, Ofelia wouldn't have been killed by him later.

2007-02-21 18:09:42 · 2 answers · asked by Free Ranger 4 in Movies

2007-02-21 18:09:40 · 7 answers · asked by gwen0674 3 in Comics & Animation

Cliff Richard the British Pop Star has been one of the top notch pop singers since the late fifties. He is currently on a world tour could someone indicate where in the world he is presently performing

2007-02-21 18:07:50 · 5 answers · asked by colin 2 in Celebrities

Ill try to explain how it sounds.. It goes like " Swept my heart ... bla bla let the rain come down.. bla bla bla swiming in the ocean.. bla bla bla. I run away cuz i dont know how". bla bla bla

Sorry :( thats pretty much all i remember.. There is an irish tune to it..

2007-02-21 18:07:34 · 3 answers · asked by Tazzzy 1 in Music

and he says something like "juan valdez is a bean pickin mother f***er" oh it's funny..

2007-02-21 18:07:14 · 9 answers · asked by of 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-21 18:06:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if so why aren't more celebs, rich and famous out there do more?

2007-02-21 18:06:22 · 11 answers · asked by Ichigo 4 in Polls & Surveys

i have this big body pillow with a teddy bear head and its really comfterble is that weird?

2007-02-21 18:04:46 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The parents of a Northwestern student who just headed back from holiday received this letter:

Dear Mom and Dad:

Univer$ity life i$ $o wonderful! Cla$$e$ thi$ $e$$ion are intere$ting, my cla$$mate$ are the be$t!

But after $pending all my ca$h on Chri$tma$ pre$ent$, I am in a little need for $ome $pending money for book$ and $uch. But don't want to $end the wrong $ignal$ home.

Love
Your $on


After deliberating a while, this was the draft of their appropriate response:

Dear Son:

NOt much to NOtice here on the NOrth side of town since you left for NOrthwestern. NObody doing NOthing NOble.

Enjoyed having you home for Thanksgiving in NOvember and Christmas. NOthing is the same since you left.

Loved your NOte; write aNOther one when you have time.

Have to go NOw.

Mom & Dad

2007-02-21 18:03:19 · 8 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If so, please describe...

Since I use Mousse and a Manipulator to style my hair (medium length)...I wake up in the morning with Spectacular Bed Head....

My bangs turn into what appear to be a Sickle (a grand, swooping, pivoting lock), one side is completely sprayed out like a pinwheel, and invariably I have one side that is flat, giving me this overall Lopsided Psycho-Killer Appeal.

Beat that!

2007-02-21 18:02:59 · 10 answers · asked by Krisma 2 in Polls & Surveys

Because you dont drink or dont smoke, and because you dont rob old ladies of there Bingo winnings.

2007-02-21 18:02:46 · 13 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

A Simpson or a Soprano?

2007-02-21 18:01:21 · 19 answers · asked by RoninShonen 5 in Polls & Surveys

that your bones and muscles ached for it?

2007-02-21 18:00:39 · 29 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

I just watched the episode but I am not sure why Jack had tha flash back. A good summary would be helpful.

2007-02-21 18:00:03 · 3 answers · asked by Dr.B 2 in Television

scrub the floors. I will cook and play nice music!!!

2007-02-21 17:59:37 · 17 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

also...do u have a crush on ur favorite character?

2007-02-21 17:59:33 · 9 answers · asked by broken flame 3 in Comics & Animation

Now that Britney Spears has been acting kind of weird from being pantyless at clubs to shaving her head, and Kevin Federline has been acting cool, not as crazy as Britney. Do you guys now think that Kevin should have full custody of the kids instead of Britney?

2007-02-21 17:59:09 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-21 17:58:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I sure would. But I am glad I am where I am at.

2007-02-21 17:58:20 · 13 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

I love conscious rap...I love Talib, Mos, Roots, Lupe Fiasco, Dead Pres, K Os....

What other artists should I look at that is somewhat mainstream or at least I can find without too much trouble?

2007-02-21 17:57:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

It's 10:57pm here in Cali!

2007-02-21 17:57:27 · 33 answers · asked by Liberal City 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 17:57:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

demanding restitution for their imprisoned comrades. What should I do?

2007-02-21 17:57:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm sooo sick of that one with that nasty dude Bob!

2007-02-21 17:57:07 · 12 answers · asked by Robin W 4 in Polls & Surveys