An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way. She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes to the old man's room again, he jumps out. He's stark naked and has an er ection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh, no, not the Brea
2007-02-21 18:13:51 · 11 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry breath test
2007-02-21 18:38:45 · update #1
oh no not the breathalyser again ha ha haaa 10/10
2007-02-21 18:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haha..Funny.
2007-02-22 02:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleyxo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh? What the hello is a brea?
2007-02-22 02:16:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think there is some portion to be posted, yet. Only after complete joke, it could be rated.
2007-02-22 02:17:15 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-02-22 02:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha 4 stars
2007-02-22 02:17:34 · answer #6 · answered by umair a 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uhhuh..lmaohaha! 10/5 whew! co2pls..lmao
2007-02-22 02:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
that was funny
2007-02-22 02:16:19 · answer #8 · answered by charizard 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-02-22 02:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u no wat ime gonna give u 10/10 and star
2007-02-22 04:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by nella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋