Entertainment & Music - 21 February 2007

2007-02-21 20:53:59 · 22 answers · asked by RANDELL 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 20:53:38 · 20 answers · asked by red 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-21 20:53:01 · 12 answers · asked by James 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you think The Real World should have a therapist on staff? I do, these people always have issues...is that a question on the application or something..."do you have issues"?

2007-02-21 20:52:50 · 4 answers · asked by chrissy757 5 in Television

Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud.
Miller's president orders a Millers,
and the president of Coors orders a Coors.
When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda. Why didn't you order a Guinness everyone asks?
Nah Guinness replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I.

2007-02-21 20:52:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He said . .. . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said . . . They don't have time

He said . . .. What do men and sperm have in common?
She said . . .They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

He said . . . How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
She said .. . . He buys two cases of beer.

He said . . What is the difference between men and government bonds?
She said. .. . The bonds mature.

He said . . . Why are blonde jokes so short?
She said . . . So men can remember them.

He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said .. . ....... We don't know; it has not ever happened.

He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
She said .. . . They already have boyfriends.

He said . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said .. . . A widow.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

He said . . . What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
She said .. . . They're married.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

2007-02-21 20:51:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After takeoff, the woman violently sneezes and excuses herself to go to the bathroom... so the man stands up to let her out.

She returns, and 15 minutes later she sneezes again big time, and again excuses herself to go to the bathroom.

She returns again, and immediately sneezes, excusing herself to go to the bathroom.

The man, a little tired of jumping up so often...asks her: "You keep sneezing, what's the problem?"

The woman replies: "I have a rare condition...every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

He says, "Oh... what are you taking for it?"

She says: "Pepper."

2007-02-21 20:51:01 · 7 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-21 20:50:25 · 3 answers · asked by JANET C 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 20:49:49 · 30 answers · asked by RANDELL 7 in Polls & Surveys

I hate Homer and Lisa. Marge is quite sexy, but my favourite would probably have to be Bart. Et toi?

2007-02-21 20:49:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I gave up Video Games. Wish me luck.

2007-02-21 20:49:36 · 17 answers · asked by Darktania 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just saw a commerial about it today and thought it was kind of wierd, but it could be good although quite different. How does it taste?

* * * Did you know that most people vote without giving a "thumbs up" rating? Votes are important, but only contribute to a best answer which is only worth 10 points. But did you know that a best answer can receive up to 50 additional points because people gave a "thumbs up" to complement the best answer? * * *.

2007-02-21 20:47:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.

Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

When the hot date showed up at his apartment, the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a video. During the video, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.....

2007-02-21 20:47:33 · 5 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-21 20:46:01 · 7 answers · asked by A-Doll 4 in Movies

1) 爱的无力 - KellyPanJiaLi
2) 今天你要嫁给我 - Tao Ze and Jolin Tsai
3) 月光 - Cyndi Wang...
4) Breaking Free - HSM
5) Everytime We Touch - Cascada
6) Fergalicious - Fergie
7) Man Eater - Nelly Furtado
8) Sexyback- Justin Timberlake
9) Smack That - Akon
10) Tokyo Drift - Te......
11) Truly, Madly, Deeply - Cascada

*Note*: No other songs or got reason to tell?

2007-02-21 20:45:34 · 8 answers · asked by PolytechnicStudent :] 3 in Polls & Surveys

I've searched lots of websites but still can't find anywhere to download the song for free!

2007-02-21 20:45:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

fruit now, thanks to Goffy. I'm going to the produce dept

2007-02-21 20:44:35 · 13 answers · asked by ~ Glorious~ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry, I am bored this evening.

2007-02-21 20:43:36 · 18 answers · asked by Mel 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 20:42:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-21 20:42:32 · 18 answers · asked by RANDELL 7 in Polls & Surveys

at 3 pm,,
dogs were shining,,
stars were barking,,
a robber came, broke the jewelery box, robbed the door and ran away,,

does this make any sense??

2007-02-21 20:42:17 · 7 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-21 20:41:47 · 12 answers · asked by rajesh c 1 in Horoscopes

2007-02-21 20:41:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick

2007-02-21 20:40:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

yea..i have met a girl named Koala O_o

how do u guys think about it?

2007-02-21 20:40:14 · 9 answers · asked by And Hearts Weirdo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

hi i,m female born 5th october 1967..can anyone out there predict how much more heartache i have to endure..a relationship with a cancer guy ended a few day,s ago and i,m devastated..i really need some love guidance on why i keep getting it wrong..and are things ever going to improve for me..thankyou..

2007-02-21 20:38:46 · 8 answers · asked by hawthorn330 3 in Horoscopes

2007-02-21 20:38:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats the song??? I REALLY NEED 2 KNOW

2007-02-21 20:37:22 · 2 answers · asked by sweettnboi69 1 in Music

2007-02-21 20:36:57 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male... Playing hockey without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

2007-02-21 20:36:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles