male female true false?

Question

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female... Any part under a car's hood.
Male... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male... Playing hockey without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female... An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male... Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes

Answer 1

Have you been using our toilet? Because those jokes are in the joke book that my boyfriend leaves in there! (That's not to say they're not funny..it's a very good joke book...)

Answer 2

It is a generalization, it isn't really true, men and women are more similar than we think. However I do agree with the flatulence comment no 6,men do think it is clever, and I hardly ever hear a woman letting off.
The Entertainment one I don't agree with because more and more women are drinking these days due to the laddish culture, and a lot of men don't drink.
Question 3 and 4 are just generalizations as there are a lot of men who want to settle down and have a family and women are sleeping around these days without emotional attachments, a lot. In fact there is an agency which they were talking about on tv, for women who want escorts and they pay these attractive men for sex, and they don't want to get emotionally involved with the man either. So things are changing with times. In the past casual sex with prostitutes was a man's thing, but these days due to women being more economically independent more women are demanding casual sex.
A lot of feminine men, gay men talk more about their feelings than some women, but it is more socially acceptable for women to do so.
The thingy question I am not sure if I understand the answers, so I will leave that.
So basically as women's life style chances, they change too. In the past women were more dependent on men for most things and it wasn't and still isn't acceptable for boys and men to show their emotions in some cultures, which I think is wrong because it doesn't mean they don't feel pain inside.

Answer 3

i might could desire to declare that male cats, as long as they're fastened, have a tendency to be greater personable than female cats. that's to no longer say that female cats are not friendly yet they're basically greater usually aloof or... nicely... bitchy... extraordinarily as they grow older. Unfixed men can sometime substitute into damn close to feral. My grandfather has a male cat that wasn't fastened until eventually perchance some years in the past. He should be locked up while employer comes over or he will actually attack everybody that comes into the abode. Grandpa says that once there is not any one else there he's superb, no longer friendly yet would not attack him or my grandma.

Answer 4

I thought it was funny but you always got someone to analyze a joke to death.

Answer 5

Excellent matey, I havn`t heard these ones.

Loved them, on a ROLL.

Tink x

Answer 6

Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

Answer 7

Some are true and some are false.

Answer 8

lmao@8..nice..10/5..thx

Answer 9

hilarious and so very true!!!!!!