Entertainment & Music - 16 February 2007

i feel like i'm babysitting with all these kids around. i know i complained last nite too, but i'm tired of havin to watch what i say bc it might be a 13 yr old askin. and if we are, why aren't we getting paid?

2007-02-16 13:31:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've seen it and I think it's Fricken awesome.I hated when Chris Brown dies though.I almost cried =(

2007-02-16 13:31:30 · 2 answers · asked by samantha p 1 in Movies

if you dont tell why i wont pick your answer as the best. So answer all of the question. thanks :)

2007-02-16 13:31:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I've seen Michael Jackson where a spacesuit when he was black and had long hair, but I don't know which video it was. I also remember that he was with a lot of other people in this weird dark background when he was in the spacesuit. But I don't know which video... He didn't have the helmet on.

2007-02-16 13:31:21 · 5 answers · asked by Kasokuki 4 in Celebrities

Not too many, I don't think.

2007-02-16 13:31:10 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whats the best sport???

2007-02-16 13:31:04 · 8 answers · asked by Issa E 2 in Polls & Surveys

guess my 2 fovorite colours.if u r the first to get them right u get best answer=]

2007-02-16 13:30:39 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He is from 30 Seconds to Mars by the way.

2007-02-16 13:30:29 · 7 answers · asked by Kelye 3 in Movies

Okay, what do you think about these men that have multiple wives but have to split their wives and children up into separate houses which might be 30 minutes away from eachother?

2007-02-16 13:30:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Which one would you want to solve your murder?

2007-02-16 13:30:02 · 13 answers · asked by woman 2 in Television

when you were growing up?

2007-02-16 13:29:53 · 7 answers · asked by DJG 2 in Polls & Surveys

I know one person.

2007-02-16 13:29:41 · 19 answers · asked by /\^/\^/\^/\ 1 in Polls & Surveys

Here is the URL and it is with micheal phelps....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1xYRjmofAk

2007-02-16 13:29:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-16 13:29:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I ♥ it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥

2007-02-16 13:29:01 · 7 answers · asked by B. H 1 in Music

Yo Mama So Old:

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died.

Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.

Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.

Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.

Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

Yo Mama So Fat:

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances at a club, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.

Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when your dad climbs on top of her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat, the ***** jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat, her lipstick comes in a spray can.

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.

Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

Yo Mama So Stupid:

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, she uses Old Spice for cooking.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she could get food stamps at the post office.

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.


Yo Mama So Ugly:

Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.

Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

2007-02-16 13:29:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

60's song

2007-02-16 13:28:54 · 16 answers · asked by rainbow 1 in Music

2007-02-16 13:28:50 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn?

"Your future depends on your dreams". So go to sleep.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2007-02-16 13:28:36 · 2 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-16 13:28:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-16 13:28:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

that what?

2007-02-16 13:27:33 · 19 answers · asked by DJG 2 in Polls & Surveys

going to have sex with a horse for the play equus???

2007-02-16 13:27:32 · 7 answers · asked by *Scandinavian Sweetheart* 4 in Celebrities

pass me the salt? And the ketchup too?

2007-02-16 13:27:13 · 39 answers · asked by ωнєη уσυ ѕмιℓє уσυ мαкє мє ѕмιℓє 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know if downloading Virtual Laguna Beach from mtv.com causes viruses?

2007-02-16 13:26:52 · 5 answers · asked by Lexi 2 in Television

Hey I need to know how to tune a guitar without an electric tuner. I am so dependent on the electric tuner that without it, i won't be able to tune the guitar. I heard of the fifth fret method but i don't know how that works. Can anyone explain it to me or show me any good sites that can explain it to me? thank you!

2007-02-16 13:26:38 · 7 answers · asked by ChunkyMonkey 2 in Music

He is the most interesting character! Tell me he isn't going to die!

2007-02-16 13:26:35 · 3 answers · asked by John16 5 in Television

Any jazz lovers around here? I love jazz.

2007-02-16 13:26:25 · 6 answers · asked by Tina 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-16 13:26:13 · 6 answers · asked by re_nec_ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

do you like the song of avril???the keep holding on????????cause i love that song

2007-02-16 13:25:51 · 7 answers · asked by cathy 2 in Music