A man in the house is worth two in the street.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn?
"Your future depends on your dreams". So go to sleep.
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2007-02-16 13:28:36 · 2 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So funny. And i really mean that. i especially like the one about accidents in backseats make children!!! There all sooo funny. You should be like a "motivational" speaker... it would really screw people up.
2007-02-16 13:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by it's me 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW now this has a very deep meaning, thx, i'll share this to my club members and friends
2007-02-16 21:38:32 · answer #2 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋