kind of long.sorry.
i made this up myself tell me what you think.
this indian man had trouble talking. he would add -a (pronounced like -uh) after he said anything.
so one day he was at a bar and he was sitting next to this dumb blonde eating cheese.
the blonde asked the indian "can you help me choose which cheese is better?"
the indian of course said yes and tried out different cheeses.
after eating a few gross cheeses he finally tasted one he liked.
his face brightened up as he kept chewing.
the blonde asked "what is it?"
the indian answered, "it's good-a"
the blonde replied, "EW i hate gouda!"
the indian then said, "no, it's good-a!"
the blonde, frustrated, said, "i dont care that it's gouda! i hate gouda!"
the indian yelled, "then why did you ask me to help you find a cheese that tasted good!!!"
the blonde sadly responded, "im lonely..."
then she walked out of the bar crying.
HAHA you just wasted 3 mins of your life reading this.
dont hate me cuz im havin fun!
2007-02-12
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