kind of long.sorry.
i made this up myself tell me what you think.
this indian man had trouble talking. he would add -a (pronounced like -uh) after he said anything.
so one day he was at a bar and he was sitting next to this dumb blonde eating cheese.
the blonde asked the indian "can you help me choose which cheese is better?"
the indian of course said yes and tried out different cheeses.
after eating a few gross cheeses he finally tasted one he liked.
his face brightened up as he kept chewing.
the blonde asked "what is it?"
the indian answered, "it's good-a"
the blonde replied, "EW i hate gouda!"
the indian then said, "no, it's good-a!"
the blonde, frustrated, said, "i dont care that it's gouda! i hate gouda!"
the indian yelled, "then why did you ask me to help you find a cheese that tasted good!!!"
the blonde sadly responded, "im lonely..."
then she walked out of the bar crying.
HAHA you just wasted 3 mins of your life reading this.
dont hate me cuz im havin fun!
2007-02-12 10:47:20 · 15 answers · asked by LOVE♥ 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol... cute.
2007-02-12 10:57:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three minutes wow are you serious it didnt take me that long to read it and yeah I wasted time but not three minutes I'm not as slow as you are.
2007-02-12 18:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by hmm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it takes you 3 minutes to read this then you should hate yourself and go back to elementary school.
2007-02-12 18:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by D H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW..you probably wasted fifteen minutes typing this.....dont hate me cuz im havin fun!
2007-02-12 18:51:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
U dumbutt! That's not nice. But, it's really retarded. Jk . I would probably do the same thing if i was as dorky as u. lol. U probably wasted more time tying this stupid thing than how long it took me to read it. I'm not that slow ya kno. LOL. U remind me much of my friends.........lol............................
2007-02-12 18:59:52 · answer #5 · answered by Miss §hopaholic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I only wasted 1 min. and 46 sec.
2007-02-12 18:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow your parents must of wasted time making you.... Don't hate me because i am having fun!!!!!!
2007-02-12 18:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
we read it for just 3 minutes.....but i am guessing it took u couple of weeks to write it....so who wasted more time?
2007-02-13 04:52:54 · answer #8 · answered by Le Saqib 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't waste three minutes because i didn't really read it
hahahaha jokes on you man
2007-02-12 19:04:42 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well at least you kept it clean. Can't stand those (Danish) blue jokes. But as they say, don't give up your day job.
2007-02-12 18:55:12 · answer #10 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Gee, thanx for that joke.
2007-02-12 19:08:41 · answer #11 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋