Entertainment & Music - 11 February 2007

a clever thief in the olden days was charged with treason against the king and sentenced to death.but the king decided to be a little lenient so he let the thief choose his own way to die.
what way should the thief choose?

-to die of OLD AGE

2007-02-11 22:07:57 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Sleep on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off

2007-02-11 22:07:56 · 13 answers · asked by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

if marilyn manson becomes president
LOL

2007-02-11 22:07:35 · 10 answers · asked by The Hitman 4 in Polls & Surveys

I love this song and if you have it could you email it to me at jvardon@gmail.com/ jvardon@hotmail.com/ jvardon2000@yahoo.co.uk. THanks in advace if you do.

2007-02-11 22:06:28 · 6 answers · asked by jvardon2000 2 in Music

two brothers are always stealing things
their mother sends them to the priest for confession
the first boy goes in staring at the ground.
The priest asks "Where is God??" the boy continues to stare at the floor, the priest asks the question again he still stares at the floor then looks up and shrugs his shoulders.
the priest tells him to go and send his brother in
he sees his brother in the corridor and says "He wants you to go in, they think we've stole God."

2007-02-11 22:06:16 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-11 22:05:54 · 18 answers · asked by boyina k 2 in Celebrities

10. I need to whip it out by 5!
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk NOW!!
5. Hmmm........I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
1. It's not fair...I do all the work and he just sits there.

2007-02-11 22:05:46 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

well beacuse they have this chemistry that really sparks when they look at each other and i really think that they should be together, i dont mean to push but its really beyond clear that they really love each other.

2007-02-11 22:05:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-11 22:05:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

3 men were fighting over the remote one man wanted to watch horse riding the other man wanthe to watch rude channels and the last man wanted to watch holy channel they were fliking throw the channels and all the could hear was here we go ah ah ah ah and the baby was born

2007-02-11 22:03:54 · 12 answers · asked by Alexsandra Z 1 in Jokes & Riddles

1.dragon ball = 1-43
2.slamdunk = 1-31
3.getbackers = 1-?
4.dragon quest =1-?
5.dewata raya = 1-?
6.alam perwira =1-?
7.harimau kumbang =1-?

and where i could buy them?

2007-02-11 22:03:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I’m not sure what I should call it
All these things, that are in my wallet
My daughter wants a dollar
For her puppy, a new collar

I open it up, nice and wide
For those dollars I do hide
I am trying to be kind
But its all plastic, I do find

Seems like everywhere I go
It’s their card I have to show
Behind closed doors, I bet they say
It draws me in, to spend away

My wallet is sure full
With no cash, and that’s no bull
Are more cards, the way to go
Just a thought, but I say no

Money I could fold
But my cards are lined with gold
While in line, says one joker
Lets use these cards, for liars poker

2007-02-11 22:03:10 · 4 answers · asked by gary_b04901 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Adam, God made out of dust
But thought it best to make me first,
So I was made before man
To answer God's most Holy plan.
A living being I became
And Adam gave to me my name.
I from his presence then withdrew
And more of Adam never knew.
I did my Maker's law obey
Nor ever went from it astray.
Thousands of miles I go in fear
But seldom on earth appear.
For purpose wise God did see,
He put a living soul in me.
A soul from me God did claim
And took from me the soul again.
So when from me the soul had fled
I was the same as when first made.
And without hands, or feet, or soul,
I travel on from pole to pole.
I labor hard by day, by night
To fallen man I give great light.
Thousands of people, young and old
Will by my death great light behold.
No right or wrong can I conceive
The scripture I cannot believe.
Although my name therein is found
They are to me an empty sound.
No feat of death doth trouble me
Real happiness I'll never see.
To Heaven I shall never go
Or to Hell below.
Now when these lines you slowly read,
Go search your Bible with all speed
For that my name is written there
I do honestly to you declare.

2007-02-11 22:01:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Preferably from the original trilogy.

2007-02-11 22:01:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-11 22:01:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 22:00:58 · 29 answers · asked by ஐ♥Gin♥ஐ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 22:00:54 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Come on channel 10.... what u doing?

2007-02-11 22:00:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-11 21:59:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-11 21:59:03 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which one do you prefer.

2007-02-11 21:59:02 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Obviously the win by the Dixie Chicks is a political statement.

I don't like their music that much (that's personal taste- but I am saying this from a musicality standpoint... and not simply "by taste"), but after hearing it over and over...and the music of the other nominees.. I actually feel sorry for all the musicians who were passed over for talent...when they (the voters) chose to vote for ... a support/anti-war/political ideal.

I hope these worthy musicians, who were passed over, have more successful years in which they are nominated- so that they didn't miss out on their ONE shot..over non-musical votes.

2007-02-11 21:57:12 · 3 answers · asked by J R 2 in Music

I want to know who she is and what the song was - very pretty!

2007-02-11 21:56:30 · 1 answers · asked by THATgirl 6 in Music

Is it a sign? How does GWB tie into the number 23?

2007-02-11 21:56:17 · 11 answers · asked by Chad 7 in Horoscopes

2007-02-11 21:56:08 · 13 answers · asked by leisha 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Take That - Spice Girls - Boyzone - 5ive - Backstreet Boys....So On So On But Personally I Think Take That...And For The Early 2000's I Think S Club

2007-02-11 21:55:40 · 28 answers · asked by Sophiee 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 21:54:59 · 8 answers · asked by abstemious_entity 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you want me to come closer, or should we savor the parting is such sweet sorrow deal?

I've got a blank ticket. I don't know where to go. Give me a destination please.

2007-02-11 21:54:25 · 8 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

as in can u make them stop crying, or do u basically make the problem worse?

2007-02-11 21:53:33 · 10 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

1)What is my sun shine / Date of birth - 09/08/1967/time 8;00am
2) What about my marriage.
3) when my carrier become stable

2007-02-11 21:52:51 · 4 answers · asked by rajesh c 1 in Horoscopes