3 men were fighting over the remote one man wanted to watch horse riding the other man wanthe to watch rude channels and the last man wanted to watch holy channel they were fliking throw the channels and all the could hear was here we go ah ah ah ah and the baby was born
2007-02-11 22:03:54 · 12 answers · asked by Alexsandra Z 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here is something to cheer you up a bit....!!!Enjoy...!!
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices the very
handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, number 1, you
have to be single and number 2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a passionate kiss, but when they get
back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me for I have sinned. I lied and I must confess. I'm married
and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Tom and I'm going to a Halloween
party."
2007-02-11 22:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had to read the punchlines a couple of times to get it!
2007-02-12 06:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but would've been better with a bit of punctuation!
2007-02-12 06:11:25 · answer #3 · answered by Keira H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ! a thinking joke
2007-02-12 06:08:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-12 07:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol gd
2007-02-12 06:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of cute, I must say.
2007-02-12 06:30:11 · answer #7 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still laughing
2007-02-12 06:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-02-12 06:36:52 · answer #9 · answered by Archea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! very good
2007-02-12 06:06:44 · answer #10 · answered by rose_merrick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋