Entertainment & Music - 11 February 2007

I didn't make it up...I just heard it on t.v. and want to know if you think its good enough to tell some of my friends...


So, a guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, how 'bout a drink?" The bartender, says, "well, what'll you have?"
The guy says, "I dunno, what's good?"
the bartender says, "I'm kinda partial to the "grasshopper" myself"
The guy says, "The "grasshopper"? Never heard of it....what the hell why not?"
So the guy finishes his drink and leaves the bar. As he walks down the street he sees a real grasshopper sitting on the ground and says to the grasshopper, "Hey did you know there's a drink named after you."
And the grasshopper says, "Wow, really? There's a drink named "Irving"?

2007-02-11 13:10:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-11 13:10:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-11 13:10:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I mean what the hell!? I just want to know what they're worth, they won't even give me that! And the old hag secratary just gives me this disgusted look and re-applies her "I'm an old saggy breasted gal but i'm still hot enough to wear fire engine red lipstick and hot pink eyeshadow" makeup for the millionth time...

♥

2007-02-11 13:10:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine are:

Singers/Bands
Shakira
Breaking Benjamin
Paulina Rubino (sp?)
Utada Hikaru
David Bowie
Aerosmith
Eagles
Puffy AmiYumi
Blues Brothers
Hinder
Ayumi Hamasaki

Genre of music:
Spanish rock/pop
Jpop/Jrock
Classic rock
Rock

2007-02-11 13:10:01 · 5 answers · asked by Apfel 3 in Music

What do you think?

2007-02-11 13:09:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Greek with a cucumber!!! Some restaurants don't use cucumbers, but I like it when they do.

2007-02-11 13:09:44 · 21 answers · asked by Melrose 4 in Polls & Surveys

hello,
I am needing the lyrics to a song that a gentleman that went to our church sung. It was about Barrabas and his being set free and not having to hang on the cross because Jesus took his place. It had a very somber tone to it. It started out..My name is Barrabas.. any help would be appreciated.
Thanks

2007-02-11 13:09:16 · 4 answers · asked by stormy4 4 in Music

i've noticed that people are getting harder and harder to satisfy. There's always something wrong with something(like work,their bodies or school). Isn't anyone happy with what they have now? I was wondering really...

2007-02-11 13:09:15 · 12 answers · asked by Ms. V 5 in Polls & Surveys

i smile and giggle and flirt and ohh trust em you can tell
*♥NashvilleGirl4Life♥*

2007-02-11 13:09:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats with texas?

2007-02-11 13:09:05 · 8 answers · asked by bill h 2 in Celebrities

what did i do to make you so angry...???

2007-02-11 13:08:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 13:08:42 · 9 answers · asked by Cherish G 1 in Music

2007-02-11 13:08:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 13:08:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was just wondering because I heard he wasn't touring with the group. I believe it was Drew Seeley who standing in for him. It said in the Disney Adventure Magazine, that Drew actually sang most of songs for Zach anyway!

2007-02-11 13:07:52 · 8 answers · asked by Kristyn M 1 in Television

Dr. Shawn MacNamara from Nip/Tuck or Dr. House from House?

2007-02-11 13:07:38 · 17 answers · asked by Kendra 4 in Television

Enquiring minds want to know

2007-02-11 13:07:13 · 10 answers · asked by martino 5 in Polls & Surveys

I

2007-02-11 13:07:05 · 3 answers · asked by Your moms daddy 2 in Music

Is her natural beauty still hawt and sexy?

2007-02-11 13:07:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I prefer hot chocolate - not much of a coffee drinker - but I do like tea also.....

2007-02-11 13:06:52 · 28 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 13:06:40 · 4 answers · asked by colliedogcody 3 in Movies

2007-02-11 13:06:20 · 22 answers · asked by Isabella 4 in Polls & Surveys

we all know eric got shot in the neck

but.....

in the preview you see detective Frank Trip getting shot in the stomach

whos proly gonna be the one that dies

2007-02-11 13:06:13 · 4 answers · asked by m1chael jordan 1 in Television

Goose Got Me Loose.
Gone On Patrone.
Money In My Pocket.
And Im All Up In The Zone Like.
Oooooooh Ima Act A Damn Fool. Yup.
Oooooooh Im About To Act A Fool. Yup.

it`s stuck in my head

help!!

2007-02-11 13:05:53 · 3 answers · asked by recycled thoughts 4 in Music

2007-02-11 13:05:37 · 3 answers · asked by Ribery22 2 in Other - Entertainment

Can someone tell me when it was!!! was it today..??which channel..?? i just came from Navada..!!!

2007-02-11 13:05:10 · 3 answers · asked by NATALIE 1 in Celebrities

Is his smooth skin still sexy?

2007-02-11 13:05:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so which one?

2007-02-11 13:05:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

do you ask a lot?

2007-02-11 13:03:56 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys