Entertainment & Music - 11 February 2007

2007-02-11 07:00:33 · 7 answers · asked by Vic 420 2 in Movies

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled.

2007-02-11 06:59:56 · 27 answers · asked by Lily Allen 3 in Jokes & Riddles

in the movie series Veronica Mars, who would you like to be?

2007-02-11 06:59:51 · 5 answers · asked by Italiandoll 1 in Television

And then ask questions?

2007-02-11 06:59:39 · 15 answers · asked by Moon Man 5 in Polls & Surveys

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local bar. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

2007-02-11 06:59:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-11 06:59:06 · 13 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

PLEASE

2007-02-11 06:59:01 · 2 answers · asked by No Name 2 in Movies

2007-02-11 06:58:58 · 33 answers · asked by paul d 1 in Celebrities

The reason for this question is I want to know if they should stay together.

2007-02-11 06:58:50 · 10 answers · asked by Nice isn't it 1 in Horoscopes

2007-02-11 06:58:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 06:58:11 · 5 answers · asked by steven_fargo 1 in Jokes & Riddles

for me it's probably the iHome I bought...I use it like everyday! :)

thanks in advance for the answers! :)

2007-02-11 06:58:10 · 25 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Polls & Surveys

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid."

2007-02-11 06:57:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

okay so does anyone know where i can find these taylor guitars and their prices?
w-65-ce
PS-10-ce....
K22-ce...
612-ce-L30...
or a PS14-ce-L3?....
they are all on the taylor guitar site but there are none at guitar center or my local music shops.i dont want to buy any guitars off of ebay because you really dont know what youre getting,i need to know of a place that sells them cheap.

2007-02-11 06:57:56 · 2 answers · asked by alyse d 2 in Music

ever seen the movie Cinderella Story? the one with Hillary duff and Chad. which character would you like to be?

2007-02-11 06:57:01 · 4 answers · asked by Italiandoll 1 in Movies

Do movies in the US come out first before they come out in Canada. I saw a question that asked what movies people liked. I saw answers like the Simpsons Movie and Ghost Rider. They don't come out here in Canada for another 2 weeks or even spring. Have americans already seen these movies. Just curious.

2007-02-11 06:56:51 · 7 answers · asked by zzap2001 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 06:56:49 · 19 answers · asked by barenakedlady 2 in Movies

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

2007-02-11 06:56:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I care because it shouldnt be done and it is annoying, again there is no good reson to do it and guys do it far less than girls do. Most girls dont do it.

But why when wearing tennis shoes do you wear so loose that when you walk your heels pop out and when you sit down you put the toe to the back of one shoe and press till your feet come out

2007-02-11 06:56:14 · 8 answers · asked by crossfire666666 1 in Movies

The term n00b is not used near enough on y/a. Most of the people on here deserve that title, don't you agree?

2007-02-11 06:56:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Brush your teeth before or after breakfast?

2007-02-11 06:56:05 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. when, where and how is entertainment carried out?
2.How freer and relieved can one be through entertainment?

2007-02-11 06:55:57 · 1 answers · asked by suppie 1 in Other - Entertainment

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch that wall!"

2007-02-11 06:55:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i cant tell she looks sort of manly to me she has like a manly voice to. everyone says shes a girl but for some reason i dont buy it

2007-02-11 06:55:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please list your favorite movies. Ones that others may have missed or you think everyone should see. For me "Crash" is a movie I think everyone should see.

2007-02-11 06:54:58 · 8 answers · asked by luv2travel 2 in Movies

I heard a song that went: "Cause your eveything to me." and "Your not alone." and I think it was by Michelle Branch but I can't figure out thte name of the song, can anyone tell me please?

2007-02-11 06:54:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Turn me around and take me back to the start, I must be losin' my mind- 'Are you blind' I've seen it all a million times

2007-02-11 06:54:29 · 12 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

I know that she's ya mammy's mammy... but surely that isn't the only reason..... answers please lives at risk here !!!!

2007-02-11 06:53:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-11 06:53:36 · 5 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-11 06:53:32 · 5 answers · asked by kanksin 2 in Movies