A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled.
2007-02-11 06:59:56 · 27 answers · asked by Lily Allen 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
2007-02-11 07:00:18 · update #1
LOL omg nice!!!!! that is so freakin good! I'm happy to be a red head!!! tee-hee
2007-02-11 07:03:27 · answer #1 · answered by Toto! 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette? A: A hostage Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde is caught. love those two thanks smile good luck
2016-05-23 22:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I'm a brunette and it didn't take me that long to read it lol, would a blonde be really that clever to think of using the bank as a way of parking lol
2007-02-11 07:05:06 · answer #3 · answered by Claire 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
the bitching is as good as the joke but the joke was funny worth a star 10/10
2007-02-11 07:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2007-02-11 07:03:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh!! That is so funny. But us blondes will do that. LOL! Good joke!
2007-02-11 07:11:55 · answer #6 · answered by Sammy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I heard this one before but LOL
2007-02-11 07:14:25 · answer #7 · answered by Valerie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Like it! Are you sure she was blonde, it was quite an intelligent thing to do!
2007-02-11 07:05:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Thats not a joke its a very very clever idea.
2007-02-11 07:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by Jacquimc 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
lol, hilarious. definitely 10/10
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2007-02-11 07:14:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋