An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."
2007-02-11 06:56:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol not as good as the last one but still really funny! 8/10
2007-02-11 06:59:16 · answer #1 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An old man in a nursing home comes up to an old woman and says, "It's my birthday next week. Guess how old I'll be." She looks him up and down and says, "Drop your pants and I can tell you." The old man is surprised, but looks around and no one else in in the area, so he drops his trousers. The old woman takes a good long look at his privates and then says, "You'll be 87." "That's right! How did you know?" "You told me so yesterday."
2016-05-23 22:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick but funny. 8/10.
2007-02-11 09:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny but another bad husband!
2007-02-11 07:16:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-11 15:59:51 · answer #5 · answered by alex'd'great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋