A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local bar. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
2007-02-11 06:59:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
“Now, how about that drink?"
2007-02-11 07:00:03 · update #1
lol
2007-02-11 07:09:25 · answer #1 · answered by Lt. V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats fricken hilarious!.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
2007-02-11 15:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-02-11 15:55:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a bar or a restaurant? Inconsistencies p.iss me off. ;-)
2007-02-11 15:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Oliver T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny - good one. you're good
2007-02-11 15:20:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-11 23:56:03 · answer #6 · answered by alex'd'great 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-02-11 15:35:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋