Entertainment & Music - 9 February 2007

A wife cals her lover over durin the day, while her husband is at work. Unknownly , her 9 yr old son was hiding in the closet.Her hubby came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here"
Man: "Yes it is"
Boy: "I hav a baseball"
Man: "dats nice"
Boy: "Wana buy it?"
Man: "No thanx"
Boy: My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy & the mom's lover are in the closet 2gether.

Boy: "Dark in here"
Man: "Yes, it is"
Boy: "I have a baseball glove"
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Fine"

A few days l8r, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside & play baseball."

boy says:"I can't! I sold them."

father asks "How much did u sell them for?"

son says,"$1,000."

father says "dats terrible 2 overcharge yr friend,dats way more than those 2 things cost.I'm goin 2 take u 2 church & make you confess.They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that crap again I have already paid so much......

2007-02-09 07:06:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-09 07:06:45 · 6 answers · asked by hedZy ♀ The Dancing Banana 4 in Music

2007-02-09 07:06:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it came out a few years algo

2007-02-09 07:06:31 · 19 answers · asked by E.T 1 in Movies

been dating a capricorn for a while but sadly it looks unlikely to continue for much longer.

2007-02-09 07:05:42 · 2 answers · asked by kt_sub2000 4 in Horoscopes

if so where could i buy one?

2007-02-09 07:05:41 · 3 answers · asked by stubba007 2 in Music

thought it was david cassidy but apparently not

2007-02-09 07:05:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Everytime I attempt to purchase any tickets on ticketmaster, it says I have exceeded my request limits. How am I to buy tickets for anything when I am denied the most simple of requests?

2007-02-09 07:04:53 · 4 answers · asked by ryanpatrickcoffey 1 in Music

2007-02-09 07:04:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

hi ,I have got this recorder, which I havn't used very much, but now when I play a dvd, it plays in black and white,only, any suggestions ?. my set up consists of the dvd recorder, a video, and the telly. Ihave checked all the leads thanks

2007-02-09 07:04:32 · 4 answers · asked by woodworker143 2 in Television

Or An Alpine Ski Club...?

2007-02-09 07:03:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can someone suggest an upbeat love song for me to make into a ringtone?

2007-02-09 07:03:07 · 3 answers · asked by ? 4 in Music

2007-02-09 07:02:44 · 8 answers · asked by NATTATTACK. 1 in Celebrities

Who said this to who?

"You better get over there and kiss her! This is a totally romantic moment and you are ruining it for me!"

2007-02-09 07:02:41 · 8 answers · asked by Vasago 4 in Movies

2007-02-09 07:02:34 · 12 answers · asked by Groovacious 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:01:59 · 15 answers · asked by Jeanette P 1 in Polls & Surveys

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Trickle

or how about

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman

2007-02-09 07:01:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:01:17 · 8 answers · asked by Jeanette P 1 in Polls & Surveys

The first episode was HILARIOUS! What does everyone think of this series on VH1?

2007-02-09 07:01:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

WHAT IF I WAS WEARING A COCKROACH SUIT ?

2007-02-09 07:01:02 · 41 answers · asked by DR. BICKEL 3 in Polls & Surveys

on the scale of 1 to 10....are you a player? Ohhhhhhhh bad beasts!

2007-02-09 07:01:02 · 50 answers · asked by halbeast 2 in Polls & Surveys

How did you get it? How did you recover?

2007-02-09 07:00:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:00:52 · 5 answers · asked by Dumpster Diver aka "DD" 2 in Polls & Surveys

Sorry... I'm just board with these questions that don't mean anything... And you?

2007-02-09 07:00:31 · 9 answers · asked by Moon Man 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 07:00:02 · 6 answers · asked by arcana818 2 in Movies

Do you click the refresh button?

Or hit F5?

Or any other way?

2007-02-09 06:59:50 · 20 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 06:59:46 · 13 answers · asked by Bombshell 3 in Polls & Surveys

"Hey, look at me I'm a rock star". I think it came out a couple of years ago. Good base beat and screechy singing. Anyone know the title and artist?? Thanks :o)))

2007-02-09 06:59:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1.) Dallas, Texas

2.) Atlanta, Georgia

3.) Sacramento, California

Thanks :o)

2007-02-09 06:59:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-09 06:59:33 · 7 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys