A wife cals her lover over durin the day, while her husband is at work. Unknownly , her 9 yr old son was hiding in the closet.Her hubby came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here"
Man: "Yes it is"
Boy: "I hav a baseball"
Man: "dats nice"
Boy: "Wana buy it?"
Man: "No thanx"
Boy: My dad's outside."
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy & the mom's lover are in the closet 2gether.
Boy: "Dark in here"
Man: "Yes, it is"
Boy: "I have a baseball glove"
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750"
Man: "Fine"
A few days l8r, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside & play baseball."
boy says:"I can't! I sold them."
father asks "How much did u sell them for?"
son says,"$1,000."
father says "dats terrible 2 overcharge yr friend,dats way more than those 2 things cost.I'm goin 2 take u 2 church & make you confess.They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again I have already paid so much......
2007-02-09 07:06:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
thats nice
2007-02-09 07:19:36 · answer #1 · answered by The Cleveland Indians 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought priests took vows of celibacy
so why would he be in the closet
why would he be the wifes lover
2007-02-09 15:21:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Like hhhhhaaaa!!
2007-02-09 15:12:00 · answer #3 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh the priest, haha. nice.
2007-02-09 15:12:46 · answer #4 · answered by Lenneth's true challenge 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
new trend in the Catholic church?
2007-02-09 15:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by L.L.L. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before, but it is still damn funny!!!!
2007-02-09 15:13:30 · answer #6 · answered by gshelton11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha good one!
2007-02-09 15:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... a secret lover!!
2007-02-09 15:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by Zoe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it........heheheh........giving you a star
2007-02-09 15:22:41 · answer #9 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
2007-02-09 15:15:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋