Entertainment & Music - 9 February 2007

Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.

It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.

Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

God says, "That was the screen saver

2007-02-09 07:08:46 · 39 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What would you do if you saw me peeking in your windows late at night?

2007-02-09 07:08:35 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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i m very bad at singing. please suggest me what shd i do 2 improve my voice....?

whenevr i sing, ppl arnd me request me 2 nt 2 sing....whn i sing my frnds say dat it feels as if i m reading a book. guyz pls suggest me sme ways 2 improve my voice & my singing....

2007-02-09 07:08:25 · 13 answers · asked by planet_sansy 2 in Other - Entertainment

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what is your favorite song to lip sing to?

my is Take my breath away by Berlin, no matter where i'm at, i feel the need to act like i'm in concert and pretend i'm singing.

2007-02-09 07:08:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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which is the best queen/freddie mercury song eva????? Mine is 'your my best friend' cos it reminds me of 1976.

A red hot summer, and at 14... discovering GIRLS!!!!! lol

2007-02-09 07:08:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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If you are Multilingual, which language did you find the easiest to learn (besides your native language)?

Which was most fun to learn?
Which one was hardest to learn?

2007-02-09 07:08:09 · 4 answers · asked by Laughing Libra 6 in Polls & Surveys

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selena Quintanilla?

i had never heard of Selena unfortunately until her death,i had never listen to any tejano music,and since Lopez played her in the movie,i have found a whole new respect for the music.iI never miss the movie when it's on,and as many times as I have seen it, I can never not cry and feel the loss so deeply.I just wanted to say I feel as though I had missed out on seeing a beautiful talent ,living in Houston I know she sold out the show in the Astrodome.I just was wondering how the rest of her family are doing today.And pray the rats eat yolanda alive and very, very slowly.And still she would not feel the pain the rest of the world still feels after all these years .May God be w/ the family.

2007-02-09 07:08:08 · 7 answers · asked by debbie b 1 in Celebrities

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How much does Kate Winslett weigh?

2007-02-09 07:07:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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What do you think life would be like if it was safe for kids to play outside @ night on weekends & holidays?

Crime-free. Can you imagine kids playing outside @ night & not worring about someone raping, shooting, or kidnapping your child?

2007-02-09 07:07:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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on season 6 of degrassi will jay and emma get together ever?

does anybody know

2007-02-09 07:07:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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What's a good cartoon for a 6 month old boy?

2007-02-09 07:07:26 · 19 answers · asked by Patrick H 2 in Comics & Animation

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what are some funny videos on youtube?

i'm up for a laugh

2007-02-09 07:07:24 · 1 answers · asked by ♥ 2 in Other - Entertainment

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whats your greatest fear? and why?

and dont say dying because practically everyone is afraid of that!

2007-02-09 07:07:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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So,people...Just what are your plans for this ?...?

"fornicate friday" evening?...
Hmmm?...

Just a poll/survey for fun to toss some points around is all...

C'mon and spill...

Me,well i shall be doing what i always do whether it;s Friday or any other day in the week...lmao...

Thank You for Your Answers....

2007-02-09 07:06:52 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys