Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"
Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you." Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!" "Fine," said God and off they went.
Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.
Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
God says, "That was the screen saver
2007-02-09 07:08:46 · 39 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my God, Tink, are you trying to practise your typing speed this week or something?: you must have doubled the width of the internet with all the stuff you've written here over the past few days. You should get some fresh air, darlin'.
2007-02-15 11:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by amdby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-24 02:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brilliant Tink, didn`t expect that kind of Punch line, 10-10
2007-02-15 19:52:07 · answer #3 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took a while to get to the punchline but 10 out of 10 for effort!
2007-02-09 07:13:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! Ha Ha! 8/10!
2007-02-09 07:26:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V V V V Funny!!!
Karma will get you in the end Bill!
2007-02-09 07:13:08 · answer #6 · answered by the real swiss tony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probaly the best one ive read, I dont usally read long pages, I tend to ignore them but this was well worth the effort! go you!!
2007-02-09 07:15:01 · answer #7 · answered by Grog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actually laughed very loud when I read that. Great joke...thanks for a very funny joke!!!
2007-02-09 07:12:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well< Tink you are definitely my kind of girl! Absolutely hilarious!!
2007-02-15 04:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved this one Tink.!!!
10/10.!!!
xxx
2007-02-09 13:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋