Entertainment & Music - 5 February 2007

Two years ago my better half audioned for this show and walked out when we saw somebody go through to the next round purely for acting stupid to the camera.The ones you see on tv in front of cowell have actually been passed through 2 rounds first.And then they wonder why they get upset when the producers judge the first round and put these people through who CANNOT even hum a note in tune, thus raising their hopes and belief that they might actually make it and then been brought crashing back down to earth by the judges on t.v. But hey i suppose its all entertainment isn't it!!!!

2007-02-05 01:08:54 · 3 answers · asked by bjlewy 1 in Television

Is anyone else completely disgusted and unimpressed with the season thus far? EVERYONE is annoying this season, and Craig having yet another break-down is just pathetic.

2007-02-05 01:08:48 · 4 answers · asked by Duckie314 4 in Television

The head of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. After applying lipstick in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints [purportedly practicing the perfect pucker].

Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together who wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school caretaker waiting for them.

The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the caretaker to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was to remove the waxy lipstick, and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The custodian then demonstrated...

He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.

That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.

2007-02-05 01:08:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 01:08:15 · 18 answers · asked by charlie 3 in Television

Who would win in a fight? Captain America or Captain Britain?

2007-02-05 01:07:57 · 8 answers · asked by american_living_in_japan 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 01:07:48 · 18 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

after 5 mins? 10 mins? an hour???

2007-02-05 01:07:25 · 35 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 01:07:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

During half time at the Super Bowl XLI, Prince sang a segment of "The Best of You" by the Foo Fighters. Did Prince write that song? Or did Foo give him permission to sing it?

2007-02-05 01:06:56 · 11 answers · asked by 3timesajen 1 in Music

check this out guys .... look at chuck norris's answer to fishburne's question.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=All.Ehwg8um2rEVMeAGmzgL27BR.?qid=20070102103252AA4r4yn&cp=8&tp=8#all-answers

2007-02-05 01:06:56 · 8 answers · asked by Gummi the 5th 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 01:06:55 · 28 answers · asked by bluenose 4 in Celebrities

Did you hear about the Irish surgeons who had to stop circumcising men?

They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

2007-02-05 01:06:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

who is longer in the music industry

2007-02-05 01:06:33 · 2 answers · asked by FiFi 1 in Celebrities

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

2007-02-05 01:05:35 · 15 answers · asked by Dane J 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A blonde had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years. They had the following conversation:

Dr.: Take the red pill after breakfast with one glass of water.
Woman: Ok.

Dr: Take the blue pill after lunch with two glasses of water.
Woman: Ok.

Dr.: Take the yellow pill after dinner with three glasses of water.

After giving these instructions to the woman, she asks, "Can you tell me what's wrong with me Dr.?

Dr.: Yeah. You don’t drink enough water.

2007-02-05 01:05:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who is the best live comedian youve ever seen

2007-02-05 01:03:28 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-05 01:03:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 01:02:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "Give us this day our daily bread" to "Give us this day our daily chicken," and Kentucky Fried Chicken will donate $10,000,000 to Catholic charities. The Pope declined.
Two weeks later, the man approached the Pope again - this time with a $50,000,000 offer. Again, the Pope declined. A month later, the man upped the price to $100,000,000, and this time the Pope accepted.
At a meeting of the Cardinals, the Pope announced his decision in the good news/bad news format. "The good news is: We have $100,000,000 for charities. The bad news: We lost the Wonder Bread account."

2007-02-05 01:02:22 · 9 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I draw comic books which, someday, i hope i can publish. Do you have any idea how can I publish them? It would be nice to contact any printer or underground editoreal so I can show them my works and see what happens then. Thanks!

2007-02-05 01:02:12 · 4 answers · asked by batman a 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-05 01:01:42 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

80's band?

Mine................Duran Duran!!!!

Yes, I was a Duranie and proud of it..........LOL

2007-02-05 01:01:15 · 22 answers · asked by Tighty 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have Sky TV full package so any time & channel, but when is it on again?

2007-02-05 01:00:45 · 11 answers · asked by garlicjnr2001 3 in Television

2007-02-05 01:00:11 · 7 answers · asked by metallica_rocks0122 6 in Movies

2007-02-05 00:59:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-02-05 00:59:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-05 00:58:48 · 1 answers · asked by difranco2k3 1 in Television

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So, what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

The woman thought for a minute. She said, "Well, I've been trying to find the right husband. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, has a great sense of humor and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for. A good mate."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."

2007-02-05 00:58:42 · 10 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

How funny the answer is or how serious the answer is? I guess I pick on how funny the answer is, but it depends on the question I ask.

2007-02-05 00:58:23 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 00:58:17 · 13 answers · asked by Still Crazy... 5 in Polls & Surveys