The head of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. After applying lipstick in the bathroom they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints [purportedly practicing the perfect pucker].
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together who wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2pm. They gathered at 2pm and found the principal and the school caretaker waiting for them.
The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the caretaker to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was to remove the waxy lipstick, and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean. The custodian then demonstrated...
He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror.
2007-02-05 01:08:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That joke was HILARIOUS!! I laughed so hard, I actually shed tears. I shared the joke with my roommate, and was crying from laughter most of the time!
I love this joke!!
That is soooo GROOOOSS!!
2007-02-05 01:55:33 · answer #1 · answered by Marmylade 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-05 01:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-02 09:18:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for them, eight out of ten 8/10
2007-02-05 01:27:41 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The caretaker took care of that.
2007-02-05 01:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by poppy vox 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL LOL!!!
Dat's sooooooo funny im gonna pass dis on 2 all my friends.
2007-02-05 02:24:57 · answer #6 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Sick but funny! 10/10!
2007-02-05 01:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wah~~hahahaha!!!!
2007-02-05 01:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
taken care by the care taker
2007-02-05 01:12:24 · answer #9 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaahhhh disgusting but funny
2007-02-05 01:13:58 · answer #10 · answered by jaywee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋