A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So, what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute. She said, "Well, I've been trying to find the right husband. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, has a great sense of humor and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for. A good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."
2007-02-05 00:58:42 · 10 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2007-02-05 01:02:16 · answer #1 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie - but a goodie.
I give it 3 stars.
2007-02-05 09:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by Skeezix 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true!
my fantasy is to have 2 men.........
1 to cook and 1 to clean.
2007-02-05 09:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great one 10/10&a star for you
2007-02-05 09:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-02-05 09:06:39 · answer #5 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE.
2007-02-05 09:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by crane1951@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hillarious... lmao
2007-02-05 09:13:24 · answer #7 · answered by bilinda_82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
2007-02-05 09:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaha.....
2007-02-05 09:02:26 · answer #9 · answered by fang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats the bitter truth.. Thanks...
2007-02-05 09:07:48 · answer #10 · answered by BFP On September 20 :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋