how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
2007-02-05 01:05:35 · 15 answers · asked by Dane J 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He'd chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!!
2007-02-05 01:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck wood chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
The groundhog (Marmota monax), also known as the woodchuck or whistlepig, is a rodent of the family Sciuridae, belonging to the group of large ground squirrels known as marmots. Most marmots, such as yellow-bellied and hoary marmots, live in rocky and mountainous areas, but the woodchuck is a lowland creature. It is widely distributed in North America and common in the eastern and central United States. In the west it is found only in Alaska, Alberta, British Columbia and northern Washington.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groundhog
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John Candy did a sketch on SCTV; a spoof on this and other video clips called Hinterland's Who's Who.
2007-02-05 09:12:38 · answer #2 · answered by $Sun King$ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-02-07 20:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood As a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-02-05 09:09:01 · answer #4 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a would chuck could chuck wood :)
2007-02-05 09:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by jeza_babi_89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the wood chuck could chuck more wood if the wood chuck could chuck.
2007-02-05 09:29:47 · answer #6 · answered by † Iríšh † 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the woodchuck, maybe that is a question for David Attenborough?
2007-02-05 09:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by ?!?! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the woodchuck would chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood ...please give me the points:]
2007-02-05 09:29:50 · answer #8 · answered by iluvmyboo12 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about 2 cord a day!
2007-02-05 09:09:00 · answer #9 · answered by pippy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plank!
2007-02-05 09:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by Captain Eyewash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋