Entertainment & Music - 5 February 2007

Short Bus warmed up .. who wants to go to Waffle House...?

2007-02-05 20:27:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Let's face it, the only reason untalented performers like Spears and backstreet became famous was because music execs shove them down the trhoats of every pre-teen/teenager in the world. But with the increasing MySpace infulance and Peer to Peer networks even the most suburban dork can find out about underground music. Music that would play at the South by Southwest fest or in closet clubs around the country. With these better options becoming more accessable to all children, will this spell the final end to crap like Spears?

2007-02-05 20:27:07 · 3 answers · asked by c 3 in Music

An Englishman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??"

Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Britain ." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Englishman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"

Englishman: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Britain ."

After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex in France ?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

Englishman: "We don't. In Britain , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France ."

2007-02-05 20:26:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-05 20:26:21 · 2 answers · asked by mfonakoshi 1 in Television

Why did Yahoo costomer care delete my Other e-mail address??????????????

i tried to sign in and they said "Yahoo costomer Care has Flaged this e-mail address" WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Now my other account on here (the level five account) IS GONEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did they do this!

2007-02-05 20:26:04 · 11 answers · asked by Bobby The Wolf 2 in Polls & Surveys

Enlighten me on this!

2007-02-05 20:25:59 · 12 answers · asked by HahaYou'rePwned! 2 in Polls & Surveys

The teenager is trying to save money by cutting down on his smoking. He now smokes six cigarettes a day from Monday through Saturday. On each Sunday, he smokes the cigarettes made from the smoked butt-ends. He has discovered he can make one full cigarette from six butt-ends. How many cigarettes does he get to smoke each week - Monday through Sunday?

2007-02-05 20:25:56 · 3 answers · asked by Traveller 5 in Jokes & Riddles

. . . from a standing position, with both feet at the same time? I knew someone who could do that. It looks hilarious!

2007-02-05 20:24:40 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I usually wouldn't remember them but this band amen really f-ing sucked.

2007-02-05 20:24:36 · 4 answers · asked by Another۞Human 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have this image http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/Sane_Death/page_14.jpgCurious if there is an enlish translation?

2007-02-05 20:24:20 · 4 answers · asked by Curious Person 1 in Comics & Animation

Show me a piano falling down a
mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor

What is the Local Area Network in Australia?
The LAN down under.

Jerking off seven days straight makes one weak.

If your new shoes hurt, it’s ok.
“Time wounds all heels."

I used to work as an optician. A customer came in.
I said, "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.

How to make Holy Water:
Boil The HELL Out Of It.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko

What nationality are you when you need to take a leak?

First you’re a Russian.
Then European.
Finally you're Finnish.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I used to be in love with a midget
lady, Boy was I
"Nuts over her!"
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

What cheese isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!

2007-02-05 20:23:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ohhh this is a hard one....

2007-02-05 20:22:48 · 22 answers · asked by Easy rider 1 in Movies

Mine are Wake me up before you go go, suddenly I feel and walking on sunshine as well as a few more.

2007-02-05 20:22:23 · 7 answers · asked by The Cynic 3 in Music

Hi friends First I'd like to wish A Happy Valentines Day.Let me know the format of Writing a love letter.This is my first love.
The matters which should include and not....

2007-02-05 20:21:13 · 9 answers · asked by Ananda r 1 in Movies

which sign is mine and what can u tell about me?

2007-02-05 20:20:25 · 7 answers · asked by su 1 in Horoscopes

yo if u found out that only god was lettin squerrals into hevin would u try to pretend to be one so u can sneak into there?

2007-02-05 20:19:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

that life could be full of sunshine?

2007-02-05 20:19:51 · 14 answers · asked by HahaYou'rePwned! 2 in Polls & Surveys

Dear whoever it may concern;

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an Adult.

I have decided that I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year
old again. I want to be able to go to McDonalds and think it's a 4 star
restaurant. I want to think M&M's are better than money, simply because you can eat them. I want to lie under a huge oak tree and play Doctor's and
Nurses with my friends on a hot summer's day.

I want to return to a time when life was simple and all I knew were colours,
multiplication tables and nursery rhymes and it didn't bother me, because I didn't know what I didn't know and I didn't care. All I knew was to be
happy because I was blissfully unaware of all the things that should make me
worry or upset! I want to think the world is fair and that everyone is
honest and good.

I want to believe that anything is possible. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by all the little things again.

I want to live simply again. I don't want my days to consist of computer
crashes, countless paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month than there is money in the bank, gossip, illness and loss of loved
ones.

I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth, justice,
peace, dreams, imagination and making angels in the snow.

So......from here onwards, I hand over my cheque book, car keys, my credit card bills and my mobile phone, I'm officially resigning from adulthood.

And if you wish to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me first,
because, "TAG"! "YOU'RE IT"!!

Yours Sincerely

Me

2007-02-05 20:18:09 · 7 answers · asked by Ness 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Beyonce is always in the limelight &she thought she will steal the show with Dreamgirls but didnt happen!

2007-02-05 20:16:31 · 8 answers · asked by Kamini 1 in Movies

I totally love ICP but most people think they suck. I just want to know if there are more Juggalos/Letts out there.

2007-02-05 20:15:54 · 11 answers · asked by Sigi Rocks 1 in Polls & Surveys

wellll ????

:D

2007-02-05 20:15:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im talkin to this guy and hes really depressed, so im trying to think of things to talk about to keep his mind off being depressed, and to try and cheer him up.
Can you guys give me some things to talk about? Thanks..

2007-02-05 20:13:59 · 8 answers · asked by Ashleyxo 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 20:13:46 · 4 answers · asked by cheng2mail 1 in Other - Entertainment

Does anyone know the answer to the Alice in Wonderland movie riddle "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"
It's been buging me for years since I first seen the movie as a kid and I need an answer!!!!

2007-02-05 20:13:32 · 3 answers · asked by blu 2 in Jokes & Riddles

hury, it's important!!

2007-02-05 20:12:10 · 1 answers · asked by shgraham2 1 in Celebrities

if it is regional what area of the counrty brand name please
Brand name on national product too

Mine is Drakes Yodels not sure if regional but are in southern New England

2007-02-05 20:10:45 · 16 answers · asked by It's been awhile 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-05 20:09:12 · 13 answers · asked by pankesh s 1 in Movies

On the computa, not TV lol. even youtube dont have it

2007-02-05 20:08:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

its going to be summer time and i have already started missing those lovely days when i use to recive post-cards and mails from my friends who live far away. now u see its lonly emails and chattings...

do u miss them? or u still recive them?

2007-02-05 20:07:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know the question lol cause now people are saying Jessica Beal is taking the cake now with the best butt lol or can i say booty on here????

2007-02-05 20:06:35 · 20 answers · asked by ♥queen b♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys