An Englishman is having breakfast one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Englishman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You English folk eat the whole bread??"
Englishman (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Britain ." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The Englishman listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
Englishman: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Britain ."
After a moment of silence, The Englishman then asks: "Do you have sex in France ?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.
Englishman: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."
Englishman: "We don't. In Britain , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France ."
2007-02-05 20:26:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 thats a good one to get your teeth into !!!
2007-02-05 20:31:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow. This could cause you some huge legal trouble in the future, but hey, serves her right. Could you get credit for doing a public service? PS I hope you got your boyfriend too--"I'LL SLEEP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND"
2016-05-23 22:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best thats been on here for a while..still giggling to myself...10/10
2007-02-05 21:19:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha like it
2007-02-05 20:58:48 · answer #4 · answered by SilverSurfer 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9/10 first one ive read today
2007-02-05 20:39:00 · answer #5 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
lol
2007-02-05 21:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent !
2007-02-05 20:34:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 10:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww :P
hahaha funny one
2007-02-05 21:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by YollyDolly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol wow now that was really good!
good job!
2007-02-05 20:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by watdahellrudoin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋