Show me a piano falling down a
mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor
What is the Local Area Network in Australia?
The LAN down under.
Jerking off seven days straight makes one weak.
If your new shoes hurt, it’s ok.
“Time wounds all heels."
I used to work as an optician. A customer came in.
I said, "If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path.
How to make Holy Water:
Boil The HELL Out Of It.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko
What nationality are you when you need to take a leak?
First you’re a Russian.
Then European.
Finally you're Finnish.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I used to be in love with a midget
lady, Boy was I
"Nuts over her!"
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
What cheese isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
2007-02-05 20:23:17 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2007-02-13 06:43:49 · answer #1 · answered by sponge bob square pants 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funney
2007-02-07 15:21:27 · answer #2 · answered by hdchackz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
: a quarter-pounder with cheese. hahahaahahahahahahahahahahah ohhh that very naughty hammy..hahahaha the cats... I agree, not in any respect understood it my self.. my youthful ones shop rescuing stray kittens that favor dropper feeds and far of TLC..notwithstanding the undesirable little issues make me sooooooo itchy.. they say that once a cat heads in route of you for a pat, then lifts its tail, turning round for further pats, it truly is really making itself the DOMINATE CREATURE. (ie: it expects us to do the equiv. of smelling its butt) in case you continuously turn it round to face you, devoid of patting it, you could really screw up its social infrastructure...(authentic!!) unhappy, eh. imagine a socially disturbed cat, attending counselling classes on the cat whisperer.. all coz i'd not scent/ pat it....hahah sorry ... my humour..Its warped/blonde.. bypass deal.! luv year jokes......eh deliver me a duplicate of the deleted a million. It disappeared as I clocked it it..bazaar!
2016-11-02 11:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love it - these kind of jokes make me lol at work and everybody looks at me like I'm a wacko
2007-02-13 00:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Juanita L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny! I'm still laughing! Was that nuts one true? Great star! I mean joke!
2007-02-11 09:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I laughed at a few of them. Good job.Mo.
2007-02-11 06:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by Mo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha , good ones
2007-02-13 09:32:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one lol
2007-02-11 21:25:04 · answer #8 · answered by Amit B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those were ok i guess not really that funny
2007-02-13 03:54:54 · answer #9 · answered by rennickerii@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are great. i love them. gotta' send them to a friend.
2007-02-13 01:14:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋