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Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn,
that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.

Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course,
she agreed and they made passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only
have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"

Carolyn agreed and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey?
Please?
Just one more time before I die."

She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and
turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on
the shoulder to wake her up.

"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly and said, listen barry I am not being funny

2007-02-02 18:03:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I do!

2007-02-02 18:03:55 · 6 answers · asked by brenna 1 in Polls & Surveys

before what happened to me today i wouldn't have said that probably. for the most part, XP has been a good operating system. but unfortunately i got a virus and now i think my system is ruined. i remember having TONS and i mean TONS of problems in the past with windows ME. now they'll have windows vista and while it will probably be better than XP, it will still come with its own security holes etc. people with macs and linux don't have to deal with this, but it's like windows is the only alternative because it's all people use and i want to play games, dammit! it's so frustrating sometimes. not to mention very expensive.

2007-02-02 18:03:55 · 3 answers · asked by some_one1234 4 in Polls & Surveys

do you usually get it wrong.. before finally getting it right?..Ol' trial and error

2007-02-02 18:03:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine is Canasta.

2007-02-02 18:02:51 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 18:02:22 · 11 answers · asked by in_myownxx 1 in Polls & Surveys

is it krrish? or anything else? has his luck changed after marrying suzanne roshan?

2007-02-02 18:01:10 · 16 answers · asked by Mahesh M 1 in Movies

2007-02-02 17:59:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-02 17:59:13 · 5 answers · asked by Nicole H 1 in Music

2007-02-02 17:58:24 · 48 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Ao2HLjpqYS.g9wFt.nKx.x_sy6IX?qid=20070202225149AAUcuU1

2007-02-02 17:57:08 · 2 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY,,THATS WHY THEY R CALLED JOKES,,



1) what is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

3) what do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....

5) What did God say after he created woman?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man

6) what's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: I) no mind ii) no business

8) what makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving

2007-02-02 17:55:40 · 9 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Best Answer because everyone's Name and Avatar is missing! I have to guess at who left all the Smartass comments and whether they are serious or not!

2007-02-02 17:55:34 · 22 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 17:55:08 · 4 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

why?

2007-02-02 17:55:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what does everyone think of this new song? Bone Thugs n Harmony and Akon I tried. Some radio stations started playing it last night http://www.btnhboard.com/forums/showthread.php?t=79983 I think it is going to be a big hit

2007-02-02 17:54:35 · 3 answers · asked by DisneyKrayzie 4 in Music

it wont let me in. were it says 360 profile is gone. what do i do to fix this?

2007-02-02 17:54:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 17:53:49 · 10 answers · asked by Pink Bananas or Rory Emerald? 2 in Polls & Surveys

What is the worst TV show ever???

2007-02-02 17:53:31 · 39 answers · asked by myview 5 in Television

2007-02-02 17:53:27 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-02 17:53:24 · 23 answers · asked by slyone 2 in Comics & Animation

If you were in charge of a welcome home party for our troops where would you have it and who and what would be the entertainment? Let's pray that it's soon.

2007-02-02 17:52:31 · 5 answers · asked by mom_2scotty 3 in Polls & Surveys

THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE JOKE EVER.
but its kinda funny. i didnt make it up. my friend told me it.

okay, so there was this girl,
and she has no arms and no legs.
all she did all day was sit around and do nothing.
well one day, she met a boy.
and she told him that she had never been hugged before.
so being polite, he gave her a hug.
the next day she told him that she had never been kissed before.
so he gave her a kiss.
she figured she could get away with anything now,
so the next day she told him she had never been f*cked before.
so he put her in his car, and drove to the ocean.
he carried her out to the shore,
and then threw her in yelling..
hah, now you're really f*cked arent ya?

told ya it was mean, but hilarious.

2007-02-02 17:51:49 · 4 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

My avatar changed to a man and a woman holding hands..this time i press print screen and saved it as proof! Because u might think i am crazy but yesterday it was a boy and girl today a man and a woman!

2007-02-02 17:50:09 · 11 answers · asked by ♥queen b♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man is out hunting, and sees a bear; he aims & fires. He looks for the bear, but can't find it
He feels a tap on his shoulder; it's the bear.
The bear says' "Look, I just came out of hibernation; I'm hungry and I'm horny, so I can either eat you or f*** you-your choice".
Well, the man doesn't want to be eaten, so he let's the bear have his way with him.
A week later, the man is back, this time with a fully automatic rifle. He sees the bear, and unloads the entire clip at him. He looks for the bear, but can't find him.
He feels a tap on his shoulder; same bear, same deal.
A week later, the man is back, this time with a grenade launcher. He sees the bear, and fires; takes out about an acre of forest, but still can't find the bear.
He feels a tap on his shoulder.
The bear says, "You're not really out here to hunt, are you?"

2007-02-02 17:49:57 · 2 answers · asked by zzooti 5 in Jokes & Riddles

For whatever reason I indulge myself in music, food, and the computer just so I can run away from reality. I dont watch real television because I hate commersials and any of those new shows that everybody likes because I hate doing things that everybody else does so instead I watch old show on DVD sets like Sanford and Son, Alf and Threes company. See I go online and talk to all these people because in reality I dont have any friends at least that is what people keep telling me like I have a few friends Jeremy for instance but even he throws in my face that I dont have any friend weird huh. So because I am so indulged in the computer I dont even go out and do the things to meet new people and new friends. And having this computer life is fun and real easy living but now it is interfering with my real life. So the question is how do I face reality and what do you think my problem is?

2007-02-02 17:49:31 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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