DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY,,THATS WHY THEY R CALLED JOKES,,
1) what is the difference between women and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...
3) what do women have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit
the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....
5) What did God say after he created woman?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man
6) what's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.
7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
Answers: I) no mind ii) no business
8) what makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving
2007-02-02 17:55:40 · 9 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and now you know why you are sitting at a computer on a Friday night instead of out on a date...........
2007-02-02 18:00:54 · answer #1 · answered by synnimyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Star. These are boring and stupid. If I were to rate them 1-10, I would rate it a below zero. Even if you were to replace the word woman with man, my rating would still stand.
2007-02-03 02:04:47 · answer #2 · answered by sweetgurl13069 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, you can't ask a question like that and expect to get nice answers. They ARE only jokes, but they are not good jokes to be honest.... However, I wont hold it against you. Thanks for trying to make me laugh. Have an awesome day! :)
2007-02-03 02:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by Emilie C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't touch this with a ten foot louisville slugger.
(but the first two are the funniest)
2007-02-03 02:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by King Ebeneezer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're just not funny. Mysogyny aside, they're just boring.
2007-02-03 02:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you in an anti-woman club?
2007-02-03 02:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by littlemunkay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are all pretty boring jokes. Yawn....
2007-02-03 01:59:17 · answer #7 · answered by Star 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
these jokes are pathetic...you should be ashamed of yourself....you're pathetic
2007-02-03 02:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by sassy_playmate2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda dumb.
2007-02-03 02:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋