Entertainment & Music - 2 February 2007

Stages of Drunkenness

0 - Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet.

1 - Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being.

2 - Lager warming up head. Pretzels are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse.

3 - Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with random letters and numbers.

4 - Barmaid complimented on choice of brx. Partially visible when bending to get packets of crisps. Try to instigate conversation about brxs. Order half a dozen packets of pretzels one by one.

5 - Have brilliant discussion with guy on the next bar stool. Devise fool-proof scheme for wining lottery, sort out Denver Broncos defense problems.

6 - Feel like a Demi-God. Map out rest of life on cocktail napkin. Realize that everybody loves you. Call parents and tell them you love them. Call girlfriend to tell her you lxve her and she still has an amazing axs.

2007-02-02 18:33:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Did watching free willy make u want to eat cake with ketchup on it?

♥
every time i have cake i forget tho!!

2007-02-02 18:32:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do Ever Feel Like A Face in the Crowd on Yahoo?

Certain users, like Natalie, China Jack, etc. are so popular and people often mention them and ask about them, but what about you? Do you wish people noticed you? Am I familiar to you? (I wonder if you'll be familiar to me!)

2007-02-02 18:32:03 · 16 answers · asked by Yuka 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What was the first concert you attended?

mine was Samantha Sang at Worlds of Fun in Kansas City - but I dont really count it cause it was by the dolphin pool - followed closely by Lionel Ritchie with Sheila E. opening ....and Hall and Oates 'Maneater' tour...

2007-02-02 18:31:04 · 26 answers · asked by C Shannon 3 in Polls & Surveys

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you need to stop doing that!?

(looking at you in disapproval!)

2007-02-02 18:28:42 · 23 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

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IS ANYBODY ELSE DYlNG LIKE ME?

of boredom that is...
please, let me know.

2007-02-02 18:28:42 · 20 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Entertainment & Music - 2 February 2007

What are some good songs about players and being hurt from a guy?

Time for a serious question. If you were a doughnut what kind would you be? Don't try to be holier than thou.

Is this not the best song and best music video ever??

Do you like it when you do the hard-work and the credit goes to someone else?

If I told you?

What do you have on your mind?

If you were God for a day, what would you do?

y dat lil punk foo Chris Brown alweyz ackin likes he all dat when he's rilly be jus a lil sucka chump bia bia?

Who or what was the last thing that turned you on?

Can any one tell me www.songs.pk site is from which country?

whats your fav website? besides yahoo answers of course :)?

What kind of would you like to have? Sharingan, Byakugan, or Kyuubi eyes?

What would Men think about if they couldn't think about Money, Sex, Food or Beer?

what are you more afraid of: ninjas, pirates or doorbells?

me when i have had too many funny or not?

Did watching free willy make u want to eat cake with ketchup on it?

Do Ever Feel Like A Face in the Crowd on Yahoo?

What was the first concert you attended?

Scarlett jonathan, Angelina jolie,Nicole Kidman or Canron Diaz?

what notorious big song quotes "grab your **** if you love big pop rub your tittys if like big poppa" ?

how many episodes does supernatural season 2 have?

Sex, Power, Money, Religion, Marriage, Health.....What is your priority order?

what is the name of the song that goes, "Oh oh oh, for the longest time"?

Whats the most beautiful landscape to paint?

Have you ever?

you need to stop doing that!?

IS ANYBODY ELSE DYlNG LIKE ME?

will pouring a bowl of hot soup down my pants protect me from mischievous ninjas?

What is your favorite song that you want to listen almost daily?

I waaant you to love me, I neeed you to need me...?