Entertainment & Music - 2 February 2007

let's all get angry faces on our avatars!!!

who's with me?

2007-02-02 19:19:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hide the Duke

A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy sh*ts on you!"

2007-02-02 19:17:46 · 6 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Just curious....its frickin' cold here. Below freezing and apparently we're supposed to expect snow....although I didn't think it snowed much when it got to be this cold.

2007-02-02 19:17:43 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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There was a red head, brunette, and a blonde driving in a convertible car. They were driving to fast and flew over a gaurd rail and they landed in a river. The red head and the brunette float up to the surface. Why didn't the blonde?

-Her door was locked!


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There was a burnette sitting in the middle of the road singing 53 53 53 53. A blond comes out to where the burnette was and said, what are you doing? The burnette motioned her to sit down. The blonde did and started to sing with the burnette, 53 53 53 53. The burnette got up when the blonde was to caught up in singing and moved to the side of the road. A semi came speeding down the highway and the blonde was ran over. The burnette came back out, moved the dead blonde into the ditch. She sat down, and started to sing, 54 54 54 54.

b the way im blond 2 lol

2007-02-02 19:17:42 · 8 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I saw a music video last night and this band had a killer guitar solo in it. During the solo the video shows the two guitarists playing a video game of themselves. Can anyone help me?

2007-02-02 19:17:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

For me it is the color of my husband's hair...

2007-02-02 19:16:58 · 27 answers · asked by Holli 1 in Polls & Surveys

will you help look for him?

2007-02-02 19:16:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lol there are these 2 streets right beside eachother by my house

one of them is Inglewood, the other is Compton

2007-02-02 19:16:10 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was moving into my new apartment last week, and the place was empty except for unpacked boxes...and my friends got an idea for a joke so they tackled me, stripped me completely BUCK NAKED, and ran out of the house with all my boxes of my things...and all my CLOTHES!!

I was stuck in this empty apartment with absolutely NOTHING, and my friend Jenny was on her way over...and had the key to get in!!

When she got there, she briefly saw my BARE BUTT run into the hall as I explained to her what happened...she chuckled a little but got me something to wear and helped me track down my stuff.

I realize I was lucky she was so nice...but if it was YOU instead of her, what could YOU have said or done to make me more embarrassed??

2007-02-02 19:16:04 · 13 answers · asked by brian 1 in Polls & Surveys

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you pooped it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get spalshed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Dog Poopie- It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of poopie that doesen't smell.

The Suprise Poopie- You are not even at the toilet because you are sure your about to fart, but OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

2007-02-02 19:16:03 · 5 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Stay on this site for 24hrs straight if I asked nicely? Please...

2007-02-02 19:15:46 · 5 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

... the word car ;-)

2007-02-02 19:15:40 · 16 answers · asked by ♥Sapphire 7 in Polls & Surveys

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."

Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine?She demanded $200,000 and a parachute.

"I wish I can become really smart and find a way off this island". POOF! The redhead immediatly build a boat out of twigs and vines and sailed off the island. The brunette then approached the genie and said "I wish to be even smarter than the redhead and find a way off the island". POOF! She started to collect rocks and seashells and made a airplane and flew right off the island. Now very excited, the blonde said to the genie "I want to be even smarter than those two and find a way off this island. POOF! The blonde turned into a man and walked across the bridge.

im blond2

2007-02-02 19:15:29 · 6 answers · asked by Cj : ) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

just one eye open.. so the words .. quit wandering across the screen..

2007-02-02 19:15:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

dragons in your house?

2007-02-02 19:15:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 19:13:48 · 19 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 19:12:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 19:12:37 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 19:11:25 · 10 answers · asked by Leona 2 in Music

im so bored, and tired, so the questions are getting dumber..

2007-02-02 19:11:20 · 22 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

now we all look the same!

2007-02-02 19:11:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.
Daryl arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Daryl said, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?!" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"

2007-02-02 19:10:12 · 6 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Now i have been singing Hey Mickie you so fine you so fine you blow my mind...hey Mickie..LOL

2007-02-02 19:08:36 · 1 answers · asked by jeeccentricx2 5 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2007-02-02 19:08:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

... after marijuana?

2007-02-02 19:07:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

something that fits my preferences. here are my favorites: rahxephon, witch hunter robin, ghost in the shell, samurai x. i don't really go for the comical stuff...action & drama is good.

2007-02-02 19:06:44 · 18 answers · asked by asperity 2 in Comics & Animation

Who got more girls: Dean Martin, Captain Kirk, Elvis, or James Bond?
Who do you think got more girls--don't dwell on what WE saw on screen (and I'm not talking about the real actor--I'm just playing around with the character) let your imagination roam.

2007-02-02 19:06:10 · 25 answers · asked by joe m 2 in Polls & Surveys

Hey guys, I'm really bored and was wondering if you could suggest any good songs that you liked that i could download. Current or past .. but not too old lol. Thanks!! All suggestions welcome

xoxo
Amanda
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2007-02-02 19:05:39 · 13 answers · asked by CaLAbresE bEauty 2 in Music

in yahoo answer

2007-02-02 19:05:20 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Ive got this way little frat on my back" (as a guy lifts five others up on his back)

2007-02-02 19:05:11 · 1 answers · asked by Kal E 2 in Movies